A list of puns related to "Motels"
It's just two fowl to discuss
I said, βWell? 2B or not 2B?β
room R has it
A dazed inn!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inn Physician
Everytime I knock on her door she won't let me Inn.
Suite home Alabama
because there was mo of it
... my mom was getting ready to take a shower and asked my dad to call reception and ask for a hair dryer. He discreetly took his cell, went into the other room and called our room. My mom answered the phone and in his best German accent said: "Zis is reception Herr Draier speaking."
I called the front desk, and told them, "I got a leak in my sink".
They told me "go ahead".
I'm driving across the country with my SO and we're stopped at a motel right now.
It has a small indoor swimming pool so I put on my boardshorts, went for a quick swim, and hung them up to dry in the shower overnight. This morning my SO saw them:
>"They dry really quickly," she said.
>"Yup, that's what boardshorts are for," I said.
>"They don't have a lot to do?"
It took me a minute. She got me good.
I just couldn't get a vibe for the place. On top of that, the lighting in the library area was terrible.
Hard to read inn.
http://i.imgur.com/M0R9tHo.jpg
It was the Best Western Iβve ever seen.
"Trout Motel. Sounds fishy."
Mom joke?
While on vacation, my mom was using one of the provided motel hair dryers. Commenting on the power of the appliance, she says "man, this thing really sucks." I respond by saying "Actually, it blows." Without skipping a beat, she responds by saying "You could say that it's blowing hot air."
You tell the front desk βI got a leak in my sinkβ and they reply βgo aheadβ.
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