I have a dirty story about a couple of chickens in a motel room...

It's just two fowl to discuss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I checked into a motel and the clerk told me I had the second room on the second floor. He picked up the key to hand to me, but hesitated and took it back.

I said, β€œWell? 2B or not 2B?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Motel guests in room Q say they used to see him cheating on his wife...

room R has it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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What do you call a confused motel?

A dazed inn!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreenestfield
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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During my trip to Madrid I was staying at this small motel when I grew pretty ill. Thankfully the people at the front desk sent the on call doctor over and he was able to fix me up real quick. I told him I didn't expect such a small place to have such a good doctor, to which he told me

Nobody expects the Spanish Inn Physician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RKO-Cutter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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I've been trying to get with a strange woman who lives in a Motel but she's playing hard to get.

Everytime I knock on her door she won't let me Inn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trollcitybandit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Did you know that there is a special motel room for relatives?

Suite home Alabama

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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I used to think that motels were just better hotels

because there was mo of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Coonster13
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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We were at a German motel...

... my mom was getting ready to take a shower and asked my dad to call reception and ask for a hair dryer. He discreetly took his cell, went into the other room and called our room. My mom answered the phone and in his best German accent said: "Zis is reception Herr Draier speaking."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2013
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I once stayed at a really seedy motel.

I called the front desk, and told them, "I got a leak in my sink".

They told me "go ahead".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IdonJuanTatalya
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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Stopped at a motel, went for a swim, and my SO got me good.

I'm driving across the country with my SO and we're stopped at a motel right now.

It has a small indoor swimming pool so I put on my boardshorts, went for a quick swim, and hung them up to dry in the shower overnight. This morning my SO saw them:

>"They dry really quickly," she said.

>"Yup, that's what boardshorts are for," I said.

>"They don't have a lot to do?"

It took me a minute. She got me good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kyledeb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2016
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A roadside motel, couldn't get a gauge on it.

I just couldn't get a vibe for the place. On top of that, the lighting in the library area was terrible.

Hard to read inn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaosmonkey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2017
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My dad operates a motel and cafe on Route 66

http://i.imgur.com/M0R9tHo.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xHaZxMaTx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2014
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I am staying at a hotel and watched a great movie last night with lots of cowboys, gunfights, and drinking.

It was the Best Western I’ve ever seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Driving down the freeway just now, wife reads a sign..

"Trout Motel. Sounds fishy."

Mom joke?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bentnotbroken96
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Zing'd my mom, she zing'd me right back

While on vacation, my mom was using one of the provided motel hair dryers. Commenting on the power of the appliance, she says "man, this thing really sucks." I respond by saying "Actually, it blows." Without skipping a beat, she responds by saying "You could say that it's blowing hot air."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LBigSancho
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2014
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How do you know you’re in a cheap motel?

You tell the front desk β€œI got a leak in my sink” and they reply β€œgo ahead”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CCtheRedditman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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