What do you call 5 mosquitoes?

A mosquifoot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conjeff
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Mosquitoes suck.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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I hate it when mosquitoes bite me

It really bugs me out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrew3200
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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I have a good one about mosquitoes.

I don’t think it would ITCH the spot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jo-father
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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What do you call mosquitoes that catch AIDS

RAIDS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Korru
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Mosquitoes are the worst

They really suck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAWR_XD42069
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Man I hate mosquitoes!

They really get under my skin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0827Jake
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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I made a boomerang out of mosquitoes

That will come back to bite me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Why do mosquitoes prefer to drink alcohol instead of blood?

Because it gives them a nice buzzzzzzz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NietRickBroers
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2017
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I don't like mosquitoes

Those little insects sucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clahws
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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Is seeing kids get tropical diseases from mosquitoes funny?

No, it's Malarious...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fo_eyed_dog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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There are too many mosquitoes in our apartment, so I called the cops.

They said they are sending a swat team.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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What if mosquitoes wore fedoras

Mosquito tips fedora "M'laria"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brinc95
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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What do mosquitoes use to to catch fish?

Mosquito nets!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deepBlueCheese
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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I wonder if mosquitoes like Taylor Swift

Because she has bad blood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adriana-Robledo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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My dad says that in Texas, there are only two kinds of mosquitoes

The kind that's small enough to fly through the screen door.

And the kind that's big enough to open it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CH1CK3NW1N95
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2016
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On a hike today the mosquitoes were relentless

They were really out for blood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tommy290
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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How to fight mosquitoes and crime

Some cities plan to fight mosquitoes by releasing swarms of sterile male mosquitoes, which don't bite, and can reduce future generations of mosquitoes. That's a good idea and I hope it works well.

The governor of Kentucky plans to fight crime by having prayer groups go to high-crime neighborhoods to pray there.

Those two ideas give me an idea for fighting crime even better: Release swarms of praying mantises.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khv90
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who kept swatting mosquitoes at the party?

He was such a buzzkill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madarasi012
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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Ever notice how few mosquitoes there are at the ballpark?

It's because of all the bats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leitchcd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2016
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