A list of puns related to "Moons"
Then it dawned on me.
"Don't worry! It's just a phase it's going through!"
They decided to call it a day.
A space heater.
It becomes a warehouse.
Credit to Haldzur, the newest dad in our party.
...but my lycanthropy gives me pause.
I told her not to worry, it’s only a phase.
Singapore!
"Neil before me"
It has lots of space.
The food is great but there is no atmosphere.
That man’s hands were COLD...
He's a got a faux pas now
Moonster.
(Full disclosure: I'm not sure if my son heard this elsewhere, but it killed me.)
A lunar-tic.
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
Hi, tide!
Eclipse it.
I’ll take that ban now
The cat played the fiddle terribly and the cow wanted to get away from it.
It has meteor showers!
It had no atmosphere.
Son: Nah. The moon has no legs.
Aware wolf
“Have you been out all night?”
But it sure is up there.
Neil before me
Great food, no atmosphere!
Neil before me.
Great food. No atmosphere, though...
Sycamore
Neil before me.
The food is great, but there’s no atmosphere.
Neil before me
Neil before me.
Great food.... no atmosphere.
Great food no atmosphere
Neil before him.
Great food, no atmosphere.
Eclipse it.
Great food, but no atmosphere
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