Monkey tried the bananas and now he is having problems climbing out of the tree

So, I bought a reasonable amount of coke from the onions with the intention of not touching it, but curiosity got the best of me. I know a lot of people who do it and the steep prices along with its reputation kinda intrigued me. I've tried many drugs before; Benzos, weed, speed, LSD, DMT, MDMA, ket, basically a bit of everything apart from the strong opiates and nothing has ever made me feel the pure power of drug addiction like coke has. I didn't even enjoy my first line that much and afterwards I even felt slightly nauseous. After this I was even more intrigued. I like to have a good understanding of all the drugs I try as I usually put them down when shit starts to get a bit repetitive and I feel I have nothing left to gain. I wanted to see what the hype was about so I just kept going. I sold my first batch having only done about a gram over a couple of days and then had a break while waiting for a reload. Tried it again and had a couple of all nighters and now its got to the point where Ive done it like every day for nearly two weeks. The last two days my tolerance has escalated a lot. I did a gram yesterday and that kept me going for like a day and Ive already finished a gram today. My nose is starting to get fucked and I noticed pain a few days ago but I still keep going regardless. I have a p5 left so Im gonna finish that over the rest of today just so I can get rid of it quicker and then Im never gonna buy this shit again, not even to sell. Ive done about 6 grams by myself in the time span since first trying it. I feel like shit. My muscles are tense. My nose has started bleeding again. I haven't slept properly in days. I've really struggled to eat. Cocaine really is a hell of a drug. Don't experiment with it if you haven't already done so, its not even that good of a feeling. All you feel when you do coke, is the need to do more coke. Fuck this drug man. I basically just flushed hundreds down the drain. I really hope I haven't fucked my nose up badly but I probably have. Im really lucky no one in my circle does it so I can stay away from it in social settings and I know for a fact I'm not desperate enough to actually pay for it.

I know some of you will have the self-restraint to moderate yourselves and Im aware its different for me because I just had a lot of weight just sitting there but I can't stress this enough to people who haven't tried it yet: All coke is, is addiction in a bag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cokeaholism
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Me when I realized that elephants eat more bananas than monkeys and we have been making the wrong memes all along
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProEngineerXD
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Recent studies show humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

It must be true, I've never eaten a monkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LanceStratus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2021
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In my opinion the banana farm and super monkey paragon will be last paragon that would got add to btd6.they will keep the interesting thing last.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/m_511_sherridan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2021
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[WP] You are a banana plantation owner. Monkeys have begun stealing the bananas, and you've decided to hatch an overly complicated plot to solve the problem.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Delthore
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In USA, is there a problem of throwing bananas at Africans on football field or calling monkeys or darkies or animals like Europe?

Note I have been to USA 3x times, but California and NYC mostly

In Europe in some areas (Spain, Albania, etc) there is very bad racism which is taboo and no one likes to address it. Some African footballers have had some campaigns though in past couple decades. Here is a YouTube video from American perspective on this: https://youtu.be/jwpO-nnFY9g

Does this kind of racism exist in USA, like saying "nigger" to African players or making monkey noises and throwing bananas or trash at African players, maybe in professional or college basketball or football (American or European football) or other sports. Where is it geographically located if so? I went to some secondary school football games and didn't see it in California but wondering if bad parts of USA has this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chicken_Beef
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2017
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SIB monkey ball banana mania and on which platform?

I've been interested in Monkey Ball since watching Nick Robinson's video on the history of monkey ball.I remember telling myself that I will buy monkey ball as soon as it is rereleased on switch or ps4.I like obstacle courses in video games and I need a bit of variety in the games I own so I'm certainly interested. I've played a little of Super Monkey Ball JR. and I enjoyed playing the stages though I hated the controls.

The problem is that I'm a student and I don't really get that much money.If I buy this game it'll have to last a very long time for me to make me think that this was worth my money.I have to be able to play my games for 40+ hours.Now, most games I own aren't that long but I'm quite shitty at video games so I got 60 hours out of Mario 3d Allstars and I still haven't beaten any of the games (I've got 15 shines in Mario Sunshine, 33 stars in Mario 64 and 51 stars in Mario Galaxy) and 55 hours out of the crash trilogy without beating 1 and 3 (still working on that). People say that the original Monkey Ball games a pretty difficult but I don't know if that's true.

Otherwise I'd like to know how well that game controls, if it supports the video recording feature on Switch/PS4 (not something important but it's nice to have) and if the game performs worse on Switch than on PS4.

The game is 28€ here right now btw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saywhaaaaaaaaatt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2021
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[USA] [H] Super Monkey Ball Banana Blitz and Banana Mania, Super Mario Party [W] PayPal

Banana Mania - $33 (launch edition with cardboard shell) bought it thinking there was online play. There isn’t, played 1 hour. Banana Blitz - $15 Super Mario Party - $35

All games are complete. Will sell all for $70 shipped. Just wanna trade these and cover the cost for Mario Party All Stars basically

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoCoBr14
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2021
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If $GME gets to 500k/share, I will take a 6 hour roadtrip to Walhalla (Germany) and give away 500 banana in a monkey costume. With video proof πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸΌ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/132546aggfedd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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This past weekend's pickup. Lemon honey bananas, and quantum garlic cookies from Hash&Flowers. And some tier 3 grease monkey from Punch. That grease monkey is hella stoney. πŸ™Œ Havnt broke into the Hash&Flowers yet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anglinggg420
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2021
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Can anyone else agree that Monkey Target looks and feels better than the the upcoming banana mania version ?

The original from 1 and 2 Like even the style of it, it looks way cleaner and more futuristic compared to the banana mania version. Especially the details in the water , the animation ramp. Idk anyone else agree?

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2021
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Apes have trained long and hard. The time is near. When we launch we will finally find out if the moon is actually banana. Apes must stack and remember no matter how hard it gets, it’s all just monkey work. 🦍 πŸš€ πŸŒ™=🍌
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πŸ‘€︎ u/V10NNTT
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2021
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If you give a monkey a infinite supply of bananas and a typewriter, it’ll eventually write the titanic… right?

I really want someone to love me, as cheesy as it is, but everything seems to be repeating itself in horrible ways. My friend dated the girl I liked a while ago. I started liking another girl, I asked her to prom, she said no. She went with another one of my friends. I went to my last homecoming dance of highschool tonight, and I went by myself. The girl I currently like is recently single and looking for a date/boyfriend. I went to the dance and she made out with another one of my friends. I literally only have three friends at the moment, and I’m so tired of hearing β€œyou’ll find someone eventually,” because its been like this since middle school, and I don’t want to be the person who never went to a prom in high school. I put so much effort into being someone that I deem as at least a little bit attractive, but still, no dice. I try to talk with people who drop hints, but absolutely nothing shows results. Im beginning to think that this monkey is going to die of old age before he writes the titanic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Henry-Lawless
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2021
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Super Monkey Ball Banana Mania #74 added to the PS5 physical collection. Arrived while at work. Came with a nice art book detailing the characters and series history. Never played the series before. Have a friend who loved it on GameCube. Figured now was a good time to try it. reddit.com/gallery/q2cvpw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisTVLive
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2021
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[Humble Store] Big in Japan Sale: CODE VEIN (67% off - $19.79), Persona 5 Strikers (33% off - $40.19), Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz HD (50% off - $14.99), Dragon Ball FighterZ (85% off - $8.99), Doraemon: Story of Seasons (75% off - $12.49), Earth Defense Force 5 (55% off - $26.99) and more humblebundle.com/store/pr…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MJuniorDC9
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2021
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Free NFT - Mangos for every monkey! (disguised as a banana) details in comments
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ens91
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2021
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Sign my petition to making monkeys pay taxes and get job they out here sitting all day eating bananas Uh uh v.redd.it/9awj2m6jslf71
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pearl4202
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2021
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With Banana Mania coming very soon, and since I’m playing as AiAi on a Super Monkey Ball stage, I thought this theme would be very fitting. :P v.redd.it/oj338m0npdp71
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KazukiYahashi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2021
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[Gamesplanet] Sonic 30th Anniversary: Team Sonic Racing (-91%), Sonic Mania (-78%), Sonic Adventure 2 (-75%), Puyo Puyo Tetris 2 (-57%), Sonic Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz HD (-70%) and more | Steam activation gamesplanet.com/games/off…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamesplanet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2021
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Pack of β€œMonkeys and Bananas” but only comes with one banana
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TIL that "bananas" became a slang word for crazy because "banana oil" used to be a slang word for "nonsense"... and maybe cartoons and monkeys helped out a bit atlasobscura.com/articles…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dragnabbit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2021
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Monkeys to the Moon! πŸš€πŸš€ (Banana ice cream with graham cracker swirl, dulce de leche, and dark chocolate) reddit.com/gallery/n4an63
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πŸ‘€︎ u/whippersketcher
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Sonic and Tails artwork found on Super Monkey Ball: Banana Mania website

https://twitter.com/tailschannel/status/1404905980232675328?s=21

https://tailschannel.com/sonic-the-hedgehog/sega/sonic-tails-super-monkey-ball-banana-mania/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rekrap13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2021
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Free Play Days – For Honor Standard Edition, The Survivalists, and Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz HD news.xbox.com/en-us/2021/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/F0REM4N
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2021
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How about an exclusive extra screening of '' Planet of the Apes '' on AMC. Costume dressed monkeys handing out candy bananas and pineapple juice in bamboo mugs. I think it would be a success.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2021
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🐡🍌 SafuMoonBaboon LOW MC GEM! Based Dev 100% SAFU... Stop monkey'ing around and become a part of this top banana coin 🍌🐡 v.redd.it/f2vk0n1y95i71
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hellie789
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2021
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Today I learnt that humans eat more bananas than monkeys

I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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Baby monkey seems bored with milk but she can eat banana and shared milk to brother youtube.com/watch?v=-jADx…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FVideo2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2021
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Original banana cream and chocolate cocktail. Don't know what to call it. Chunky Monkey, maybe? reddit.com/gallery/oarelc
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilporkchop666
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2021
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gangsta monkey the bane of bananas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/robloxiancrusader
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2021
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It looks like Super Monkey Ball: Banana Mania screens and box art have surfaced eurogamer.net/articles/20…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beardo_love_child
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2021
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Baby monkey seems bored with milk but she can eat banana and shared milk to brother youtube.com/watch?v=-jADx…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heng02
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2021
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Super Monkey Ball Banana Mania - Hello Kitty is joining the Gang! twitter.com/SuperMonkeyBa…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riomegon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2021
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Are you ready for our own collections of Banana and Monkey NFTs on our own NFT Marketplace? Please stay tuned for more announcements. https://www.google.com/amp/s/decrypt.co/79676/nba-star-stephen-curry-buys-ethereum-bored-ape-yacht-club-nft-for-180k%3famp=1
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I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!"

"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808gecko808
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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Beat from Jet Set Radio will be PLAYABLE in Super Monkey Ball: Banana Mania! youtube.com/watch?v=g6QgM…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOffiicialTOY
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Me and my friend found a bug where the bloons don't move and we decided to make a village! We have a workplace, school, bank and a place where the alchemist can do experiments! We also have banana's for the monkeys! what do you think?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dogepower11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Givng Away neon monkey, normal bat, ice queen sleigh, banana car , train and 2 heart hoverboard (will be 3 winners)

All u have to do is comment it user to enter

Winner 1 prize: neon monkey, normal bat and train

Winner 2 prize: banana car and heart hoverboard or ice queen slay

Winner 3: heart hoverboard and the vehicle winner 2 didn't pick

Edit: ends on Feb 25th CLOSED

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChristinaTeng
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Monkeys are just folded bananas and i can prove it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpedro1098
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Why does monkey likes banana ?
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