Toy Problem Puns

True story. I'm in the living room and I hear my kid getting frustrated in the back room. When I go check out the problem, one of her dolls is stuck and she can't get it out of the closet. I go to help her out and notice that the dolls feet are stuck in the toy shopping cart she has. I pull the doll out and say:

"It appears you are suffering from the agony... of the feet"

My kid stares at me blankly for a few seconds and says, "I know that's a joke. I don't get it, but good job Dad."

Me: possession IS 9/10 of the law

Child: I’m hungry and I want a toy and I’m not going to nap today and-

Demon: 𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔱 𝔞𝔩𝔴𝔞𝔶𝔰 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰?

Me: it’s legally your problem now