Mista Puns

A list of puns related to "Mista"

[Driving] My wife: Hey, you missed a right.

Me: Thanks babe. You Mrs. Right.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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When I was walking down the street, I ran into a celebrity with a Mohawk and jewelry. He looked at me and said, “I piy the fool!”

I said, “Hey, you missed a T.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 30 2018
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I had a frightening math joke where the answer comes out to 4.

But I'm 2^2 to even say it.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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