All these mirror puns
Are making me take a good, hard look at myself
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︎ Jun 25 2017
Delighted to say I've finally got a new job installing mirrors!
Nothing fancy, but was something I could always see myself doing.
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︎ Apr 24 2021
They're building a mirror factory in my town
I could see myself working there.
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︎ May 20 2021
why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?
So they can see the battlefield
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︎ Apr 14 2021
a cracked bathroom mirror is a serious issue
You need to look into it.
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︎ May 19 2021
I was standing in front of the bedroom mirror looking myself over, rather unhappy with what I saw. I told my wife "I feel horrible. I look fat. I'm ugly. When did my hair start retreating like this? When did this stretch mark show up? I could use a compliment honey, my self esteem is in the dumps."
She looked at me and replied "your eyesight is damn near perfect."
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︎ May 12 2021
Every morning, I like to stand in front of a mirror and think about all the good things I've done.
It's just a moment of reflection.
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︎ May 10 2021
My wife says I am spending too much money on mirrors
Itβs time for some self reflection
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︎ May 11 2021
I remember when I bought my first rear view mirror.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
My wife asked me, βDid you fog up the bathroom mirror again?β
I said, βI donβt see myself doing that.β
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︎ Feb 13 2021
I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years, βWill you still love me when Iβm old, fat, and balding?β She smiled and answered...
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︎ Mar 27 2021
I often feel introspective when looking in a mirror...
It's good for self reflection.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
I went to my dads mirror warehouse
Upon further reflection i decided to leave
I just thought this up
I hope its an original one
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︎ Dec 31 2020
A friend of mine has starting collecting mirrors
Personally, I don't know what he sees in them.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Cleaning a mirror
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Cleaning mirror
Is a job that I can really see myself doing.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
I couldn't shave this morning because someone stole my mirror.
The police are looking into it.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.
So I removed the whole mirror.
I havenβt looked back since.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Cheese walks past a mirror and sees itself
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︎ Oct 25 2020
The best way to buy a mirror...
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Why do you get 7 years of bad luck when you break a mirror?
So it gives you enough time to reflect on your mistake.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Where do mirrors keep their life stories?
In their reflection journal
No, not funny
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I put on a blindfold to see what I would look like in the mirror.
To be honest, I just don't see myself wearing it.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
After years of obstructing my view, I ripped off the rearview mirrors on my car.
Since then, I haven't looked back.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
I was considering opening a mirror shop
But after reflecting on it, I just couldn't see myself doing that.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
I could really see myself doing it.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
I've just had a mirror fixed to my bedroom ceiling...
....so I can see my wife having a headache.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Which cheese talks to itself in the mirror?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
The evil queens mirror as been stolen.
Police are looking in to it.
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︎ Oct 07 2020
I surprised my family today by changing careers to become a mirror cleaner.
It was something I could always see myself doing.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Before work I look in the mirror...
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︎ Sep 16 2020
My mirror is really enjoying quarantine.
It has a lot time to reflect.
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︎ Mar 21 2020
You should really consider doing a job cleaning mirrors.
It leaves plenty of time for self-reflection.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
I looked in the mirror and realized how hot I've become
I have to stop wearing hoodies on summer.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
My wife tells me Iβve spent too much money on mirrors.
I guess itβs time for some self-reflection.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
a llama walked up to a mirror and immediately started ejecting saliva all over the place
it was his spitting image
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︎ Sep 18 2020
I applied for a job at a mirror factory
I could see myself doing that
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︎ May 25 2021
They're building a mirror factory in my town.
I could definitely see myself working there.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Working in a mirror factory is a profession
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Thereβs a new mirror factory in town!
I can see myself working there
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︎ Feb 02 2021
I always wanted a job cleaning mirrors...
Its just something I can see myself doing.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Working in a mirror factory...
...is something I can totally see myself doing.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Making mirrors is a job i could see myself doing
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︎ Dec 20 2020
My wife asked me, βDid you fog up the bathroom mirror again?β
I said, βI donβt see myself doing that.β
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︎ May 22 2020
I removed the rear view mirror from my car last week.
Haven't looked back since.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
If inspecting mirrors was a job
I couldnβt really see myself doing it
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Cleaning mirrors is a job I see myself doing.
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︎ May 16 2020
Working in a mirror factory,
Is something I could really see myself doing
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︎ Aug 21 2020
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