All these mirror puns
Are making me take a good, hard look at myself
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︎ Jun 25 2017
Delighted to say I've finally got a new job installing mirrors!
Nothing fancy, but was something I could always see myself doing.
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︎ Apr 24 2021
why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?
So they can see the battlefield
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︎ Apr 14 2021
I remember when I bought my first rear view mirror.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
They're building a mirror factory in my town.
I could definitely see myself working there.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
My wife asked me, βDid you fog up the bathroom mirror again?β
I said, βI donβt see myself doing that.β
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︎ Feb 13 2021
I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years, βWill you still love me when Iβm old, fat, and balding?β She smiled and answered...
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︎ Mar 27 2021
I often feel introspective when looking in a mirror...
It's good for self reflection.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
A police officer tried to pull me over for not having a rear view mirror.
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︎ Mar 07 2021
I went to my dads mirror warehouse
Upon further reflection i decided to leave
I just thought this up
I hope its an original one
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︎ Dec 31 2020
A friend of mine has starting collecting mirrors
Personally, I don't know what he sees in them.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Cleaning mirror
Is a job that I can really see myself doing.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Cleaning a mirror
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︎ Aug 22 2020
I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.
So I removed the whole mirror.
I havenβt looked back since.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
I couldn't shave this morning because someone stole my mirror.
The police are looking into it.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
Cheese walks past a mirror and sees itself
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Why do you get 7 years of bad luck when you break a mirror?
So it gives you enough time to reflect on your mistake.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Where do mirrors keep their life stories?
In their reflection journal
No, not funny
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︎ Nov 28 2020
The best way to buy a mirror...
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︎ Sep 11 2020
The other day I asked my dad why he chose window cleaning as a profession
He told me it was the only job he could see himself doing
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︎ Mar 31 2021
I put on a blindfold to see what I would look like in the mirror.
To be honest, I just don't see myself wearing it.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
After years of obstructing my view, I ripped off the rearview mirrors on my car.
Since then, I haven't looked back.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
I was considering opening a mirror shop
But after reflecting on it, I just couldn't see myself doing that.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
I've just had a mirror fixed to my bedroom ceiling...
....so I can see my wife having a headache.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Which cheese talks to itself in the mirror?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
My British friend was really proud of his heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.
Now he can even look at himself in the mirror.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
The evil queens mirror as been stolen.
Police are looking in to it.
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︎ Oct 07 2020
I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
I could really see myself doing it.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...
βThis takes me back.β
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︎ Nov 08 2020
I surprised my family today by changing careers to become a mirror cleaner.
It was something I could always see myself doing.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Before work I look in the mirror...
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︎ Sep 16 2020
I was figuring out what career path I should take.
Geology rocks, geography is where itβs at. But ultimately, making mirrors is what I really see myself doing.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
I looked in the mirror and realized how hot I've become
I have to stop wearing hoodies on summer.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
You should really consider doing a job cleaning mirrors.
It leaves plenty of time for self-reflection.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
My wife tells me Iβve spent too much money on mirrors.
I guess itβs time for some self-reflection.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
a llama walked up to a mirror and immediately started ejecting saliva all over the place
it was his spitting image
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︎ Sep 18 2020
My mirror is really enjoying quarantine.
It has a lot time to reflect.
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︎ Mar 21 2020
Working in a mirror factory is a profession
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Thereβs a new mirror factory in town!
I can see myself working there
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Working in a mirror factory...
...is something I can totally see myself doing.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
I always wanted a job cleaning mirrors...
Its just something I can see myself doing.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Making mirrors is a job i could see myself doing
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︎ Dec 20 2020
My wife asked me, βDid you fog up the bathroom mirror again?β
I said, βI donβt see myself doing that.β
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︎ May 22 2020
I removed the rear view mirror from my car last week.
Haven't looked back since.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
If inspecting mirrors was a job
I couldnβt really see myself doing it
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Working in a mirror factory,
Is something I could really see myself doing
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Cleaning mirrors is a job I see myself doing.
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︎ May 16 2020
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
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