So, I bought a coin minting machine on eBay for $10...
But the thing only makes pennies. I understand now why it was so cheap.
It makes cents
The US Government is so broke they’re going to start minting coins with negative value.
I suspect they’ll use antimony.
The fact that we're still minting the penny even though it costs nearly twice as much as it's worth makes no cents.
Coins are made in a mint.
Not the mint that's a plant, but the mint that's a plant.
Did you hear about the company that decided to produce those Halloween-themed mints?
They said it's a scare tictac
I was thinking of getting a job at the U.S. Mint
Can you imagine the amount of money I would make?
What mints taste the worst?
I had nothing to do so I thought of personally mixing the small leaves of a low-growing aromatic plant of the mint family.
But I knew I’d end up with too much Thyme on my hands
My Father will be releasing a new brand of giant breath mints later this year. He said it will be named after his children!
The 20c making machine at The Mint suddenly stop working for no reason.
It just doesn't make any cents
What flavour is the toothpaste in jail?
I ran out of material for the doll I was making and only had breathe mints left for the feet.
No room for discourage-mint 💪💪
What happens when the U.S. Mint stops producing currency?
I don’t know, it makes no sense.
I couldn't figure out why the U.S. Mint wasn't working...
But then it started to make cents.
I just learned how the penny press at the mint works.
It makes cents if you think about it.
I lost my Tic Tacs today....
Now, I'm looking for replacemints.
What did one banana say to the other banana?
Nothing. Bananas don't talk!
(Freshly minted from an eight year old)
Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten
mints before sex?
.... call that predickament
What’s the deal with people who get fired from the U.S. Mint?
None of them make cents anymore!
In the battle of the mint - the spearmint attacked the soft mints - all they could yell was..
"Where are the reinforcemints"
UPS says my book on evergreen herbs from the mint family lamiaceae is going to be delivered tomorrow by end of day.
I own a pristine collection of candy canes...
they're all in mint condition!
My friend minted quarters instead of going to class for the whole semester...
I just figured out why I enjoy visiting the mint.
To me, it just makes cents.
What do you call sugar-free breath mints from California?
Last night in jail, they gave us mint chocolates for dessert. I thought they'd be be gross, but they were actually pretty good! Turns out...
...that in-prison mint isn't as bad as I expected!
Why are mints so smart?
Because mints make cents.
Just bought some extra strong mints.
Having a hard time getting them out of the packet.
Once, there was an elderly Italian who taught others to use mint in their cooking.
I work as a quality control specialist for my local toothpaste company
every tube so far has been in mint condition
I planted some encourage mint today
What's Trump's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Mmm peach mint.
A double scoop.
I want to create a birth control pill that you take just before sex. The pill could even be mint flavored.
I’ll call them pre dick a-mints
My wife just threw away my favourite herb.
She's such a Thyme waster
Did you know the US Mint is the richest Department in the US?
They make a lot of money.
I tried these S brand mints, they tasted like ass.
But that's just my ass-ess-ment.
What are these blue mint things? Aaaah!
What kind of breath mint can help you get a lot of xoxo?
I'm a big fan of sattire comedy.
Ladyfingers are the opposite of mentos
Dad hat tip to u/xcammanx
I was on a tour of the mint, and at first, I was very confused.
But as the guide explained, it started making cents.
Why do we need toothpaste?
Because they keep our teeth in mint condition.
Why does my coin minting machine have to be broken...
It just doesn't make cents
What toothpaste do they use in jail?
Did you just turn into a mint?
Because now you're making cents!
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