Block Lives Matter!
I tried it out, but it wasn't very good.
It was sub-par.
It was short but sweat
You can never have two mini fridges
After my first stroke it all went downhill
Instead, he insisted we buy a Mickey van.
He hopped out, waddled over, and signalled me to wind down my window.
As the window came down, red in the face he yelled βI AM NOT HAPPY!β
To which I replied, βWell which one are you then?β
I prefer mine in this giant cup.
"A Son of a Belch"
Thought it up yesterday! Hopefully it's original.
I thought it was a great idea but the reviews said the experience was sub-par.
They called it a Somali.
I screamed, "Lego of me!"
Iβd prefer a regular-size van we can actually fit in.
Buried under all this food, his dying words were, "Oh no, it's Buffet the Vampire Slayer!"
Call it "Puttin' on The Ritz".
"The shit would really hit the van then". snort
"Shrunken"
My dad says "I don't know if we have many, but we have some"
I'm going to make a mini bar.
It was a little chewie.
#MayThe4th dad jokes
Me: "Golf is a game of patience." Daughter: "Well I don't like patience." Me: "You'd better not become a doctor, then!"
...I'd rather have this than a maxipad.
My good friend has a father named Vincent. Vincent always drives a van, and he gave his most recent van a name. He named it Vincent Van Go and often shouted "Vincent Van, Go!" before hitting the gas.
