My Dad just came out with this classic.

Sitting in the living with my family talking about how my sister is turning into our mum.
Mum: 'Well there's worse things she could turn into, she could become a serial killer or a paedophile.'
Me: 'Are your seriously suggesting (my sister) will become a serial killer?
Sister: 'Well I might...'
Dad: 'Well you can start with the Weetabix in the kitchen'

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📅︎ Nov 28 2013
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