Minces Puns

A choo-choohuahua

High Steaks

It takes all it's cloves off.

To this day, I still can't taco 'bout it

These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean.

He was grounded.

Chop

Saw

Slice

Snip

Trim

Yam know, I know alot of ice food plums. I can dumpling em on you right now desprite the pickle I'm in. They're pretea cheesey but they get cheddar! There's eggndless pastabilities when it cucumbers to word plate. I doughn't meat to egg you on butter you should really try it! Just lettuce loose. Mustard up the courage to ketchup with the times and mayoby relish in the potgress of bready made humor! I know it mayo seem fishy butter you'll loaf it! I know you vegemight not carrot about puns but they're truly bratworth it! Clam on, don't be a chicken! Don't let your creams be creams! You donut know what you're mincing! Yah goatta be nuts not to try it once! I meat, water you doing right now anywaffer? Once you do, orange you be glad you tried? I'll even pear you up with someone you can make grape puns with! I'm sugar you'll be able to bake olive the amazucchini ones I'm saying right now! There'll be so much to tacobout. Though, I hope you don't have any beef. I don't think I'm stroganoff to stop boba you if you fight. I won't be able to cashew . Cerealously. Soooda...I guess you batter be ice and things will be all peachy! Oh to be a pizza the fun.. Man, I can go on but I'm dragonfruitn' this out and I avocadon't wanna come off as souper corny. So, lettuce toast to the cake world of puns and mango on like never before!

I take it with a pinch of sugar.

When I asked him for breath mince

I thought, Blimey. They don't mince their words.

In Barbados a chicken & mushroom pie is £2.30

In St Kitts and Nevis a mince and onion pie costs £1.75

In Trinidad and Tobago you can have a steak and Ale pie for £2.50.

These are the Pie rates of the Caribbean.

...but let's not mince words.

A mince spy.

Hence the name "lean mince"

A mince spy!