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Millipedes Puns

A list of puns related to "Millipedes"

What do you call the middle child in a family of Millipedes.

Centipede.

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👤︎ u/Thinkhama
📅︎ Oct 07 2021
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Millipedes are very picky when choosing a mate.

They'll never date anyone under 7 feet.

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👤︎ u/Hurtkopain
📅︎ May 03 2021
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What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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My wife told me she just squished a huge millipede in the house

I said "I bet it was so startled it milipeed it's pants'

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👤︎ u/theevilrobot
📅︎ Oct 07 2017
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Did you know….

The US has no centipedes or millipedes because it rejects the metric system

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👤︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
📅︎ Jan 17 2022
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What goes 999 *thump, 999 *thump?

A millipede with a wooden leg

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👤︎ u/NineteenEighty9
📅︎ Oct 04 2021
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What is The metric system’s favorite bug?

A centipede. I’m a dad, can confirm

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👤︎ u/fifthpick2004
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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Did you know centipedes have a faster top speed than humans.

They run at 100 feet a second

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👤︎ u/StrikerSam
📅︎ Feb 25 2019
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What’s the tallest animal known to man?

A millipede! They’re about a thousand feet

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👤︎ u/lapdog73
📅︎ May 13 2020
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My daughter saw a bug on the ground

Daughter: Dad, what is that? Me: Looks like a millipede. Daughter: Well, that's better than a millipooped

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👤︎ u/HumanClaymore
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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