What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a millipede?

Drumsticks for everyone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingMagpie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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My wife told me she just squished a huge millipede in the house

I said "I bet it was so startled it milipeed it's pants'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theevilrobot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2017
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What’s the tallest animal known to man?

A millipede! They’re about a thousand feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lapdog73
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Did you know centipedes have a faster top speed than humans.

They run at 100 feet a second

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StrikerSam
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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My daughter saw a bug on the ground

Daughter: Dad, what is that? Me: Looks like a millipede. Daughter: Well, that's better than a millipooped

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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