A Dad Joke Told By My Mom

My Mother was making chocolate pudding in the kitchen and in the middle of mixing it together when my brother walked in. Actual conversation as follows...

Brother: Hey, mom! Can I lick the bowl when you're done?

Mom: No, Joseph. You can use a toilet brush like the rest of the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K80KABOOM
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2018
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My favorite porn start has found a new career!

She moved from the teen category to the MILF category!

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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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I'm trying to teach my dad technology.

Me: "Dad, do you know what a .gif is?"

Dad: "Is that like a MILF?"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2014
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