A list of puns related to "Michael's"
He/He
And her pronouns are hee hee
Because he's dead
Fanny are you ok, are you ok, are you ok Fanny?
Because they're bad! So bad! Really really bad!
Billie Jeans
Iβm a huge fan
Chil-hee-hee!
Michael is married to a woman called Lorraine, but he is getting a bit bored of her. Michael wants to start a little side thing with this girl called Claire. Her name is Claire Lee, to be specific Lorraine doesnβt want this, so she forbids Michael to go out with Claire. One day, Michael was at work, and while Lorraine is out walking the dog, she gets hit by a car and dies. Michael goes to the funeral and of course everyoneβs sad, and they want Michael to go up for a speech. Michael goes up, heβs obviously quite sad, his wife just got killed, and he says βoh, this is sad, Iβm sad, she died too soon but-β
βI can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has goneβ
as Jason Vorhee-hees
Billy Jeans
Went past a sign saying tree fellers wanted , shamus turns to Michael and says Tis a pity there be only the two of us
Jane: What's the name of his other leg?
It's not mine. It's from Mary Poppins. But I still like it
He was a sole provider
Shamona Lisa.
βNo-one expects the Spam in this position.β
He replied, "I find your lack of Faith disturbing."
And Iβm starting with the man in the mirror
Iβm not sure if it was him, though, as he had his back to the fuchsias.
Because he's Bad
He told me: Mama said mama saw a mangoosa.
Pepperoni and chee-heese
He was a quarter Cherok-HEE-HEE!
He He
Mickππ¦π©π¦ Mouse!
He Helium
Unfortunately the children were not pleased with that.
He was careless with his Wispa.
Wow, son. You're really get a head in life.
Hee/Hee
He/He
Hee/Hee
He/he
He/He
HeeeHeee
he/he
He/he
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