If Michael Jackson were still around what would his pronouns be?

He/He

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My 13 year old daughter just told me she identifies as Michael Jackson

And her pronouns are hee hee

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Why can't Michael Jackson go within five hundred feet of a school?

Because he's dead

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What did Michael Jackson say when he fell on his butt

Fanny are you ok, are you ok, are you ok Fanny?

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If Michael Jackson was still alive he'd be in r/dadjokes.

Because they're bad! So bad! Really really bad!

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Okay Michael
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What did Michael Jackson call his denim store?

Billie Jeans

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What did the windmill say when it met Michael Jordan?

I’m a huge fan

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What was Michael Jackson's favorite food?

Chil-hee-hee!

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So there’s a man called Michael

Michael is married to a woman called Lorraine, but he is getting a bit bored of her. Michael wants to start a little side thing with this girl called Claire. Her name is Claire Lee, to be specific Lorraine doesn’t want this, so she forbids Michael to go out with Claire. One day, Michael was at work, and while Lorraine is out walking the dog, she gets hit by a car and dies. Michael goes to the funeral and of course everyone’s sad, and they want Michael to go up for a speech. Michael goes up, he’s obviously quite sad, his wife just got killed, and he says β€œoh, this is sad, I’m sad, she died too soon but-β€œ

β€œI can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone”

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Friday the 13th, starring Michael Jackson

as Jason Vorhee-hees

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Did you know Michael Jackson was developing a clothing line before he died?

Billy Jeans

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Shamus and michael need a job

Went past a sign saying tree fellers wanted , shamus turns to Michael and says Tis a pity there be only the two of us

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Michael: I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith.

Jane: What's the name of his other leg?

It's not mine. It's from Mary Poppins. But I still like it

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Michael Bolton used to work at a shoe store when he was younger

He was a sole provider

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What is Michael Jackson’s favorite painting?

Shamona Lisa.

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What did Michael Palin say when Eric Idle messed up his collection of canned meats?

β€œNo-one expects the Spam in this position.”

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Darth Vader walked into a record store and they told him they did not have George Michael.

He replied, "I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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I’m gonna start listening to every Michael Jackson song

And I’m starting with the man in the mirror

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I thought I saw Michael J. Fox at my local garden center.

I’m not sure if it was him, though, as he had his back to the fuchsias.

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You know why Michael Jackson is the worst musician?

Because he's Bad

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Michael Jackson was telling me about one time that his mom went to the Zoo

He told me: Mama said mama saw a mangoosa.

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What is Michael Jackson's favorite hotpocket flavor?

Pepperoni and chee-heese

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Did you also know Michael Jackson was part Native American?

He was a quarter Cherok-HEE-HEE!

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What did Michael Jackson say in chemistry class when the teacher asked for the symbol of helium?

He He

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Who was Michael Jackson's Favorite Cartoon Character

Mick𝘏𝘦𝘩𝘦 Mouse!

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What is Michael Jackson's Favorite element in the periodic table?

He Helium

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Nice one Michael
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I recently did an impersonation of Michael Jackson.

Unfortunately the children were not pleased with that.

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How did George Michael get chocolate on his shirt?

He was careless with his Wispa.

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What did Michael Myers say after his son's first decapitation?

Wow, son. You're really get a head in life.

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My Gender is Michael Jackson and my pronouns are ...

Hee/Hee

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What were Michael Jackson’s pronouns?

He/He

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What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns?

Hee/Hee

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What pronouns does Michael Jackson prefer?

He/he

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What are Michael Jackson’s preferred pronouns?

He/He

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Which pronouns would Michael Jackson have used?

HeeeHeee

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What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns?

he/he

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What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?

He/he

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I thought I saw Michael J Fox at my local garden centre.

I'm not sure if it was him, though, as he had his back to the fuchsias

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