Darth Vader walked into a record store and they told him they did not have George Michael.
He replied, "I find your lack of Faith disturbing."
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︎ Jul 08 2021
You know why Michael Jackson is the worst musician?
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︎ Jul 13 2021
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
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︎ Jul 07 2021
Who was Michael Jackson's Favorite Cartoon Character
Mickππ¦π©π¦ Mouse!
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︎ Jun 29 2021
What is Michael Jackson's Favorite element in the periodic table?
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︎ Jun 21 2021
How did George Michael get chocolate on his shirt?
He was careless with his Wispa.
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︎ Jun 14 2021
Did you also know Michael Jackson was part Native American?
He was a quarter Cherok-HEE-HEE!
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︎ May 15 2021
I recently did an impersonation of Michael Jackson.
Unfortunately the children were not pleased with that.
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︎ May 20 2021
I heard Michael Jackson on the radio the other dayβ¦
Now I canβt help but wonder if Annie really is ok.
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︎ Jun 02 2021
What did Michael Myers say after his son's first decapitation?
Wow, son. You're really get a head in life.
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︎ May 18 2021
What would Michael Jackson be called if he was in HeMan.
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︎ May 25 2021
What is the difference between a teepee and George Michaelβs toupee?
Oneβs a wigwam, oneβs a Wham! wig.
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︎ Apr 18 2021
Michael Read Charts
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︎ Mar 03 2021
I thought I saw Michael J Fox at my local garden centre.
I'm not sure if it was him, though, as he had his back to the fuchsias
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess?
Because he can't decide whether he wants to be black or white
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︎ Feb 13 2021
How did Michael Jackson revolutionize cooking in space?
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︎ Feb 15 2021
How does Michael jackson prepare his eggs?
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Michael Jackson's favorite tank
"Hey Michael Jackson, what's your favorite Japanese tank of World War II?"
"The Chi-HE-HEE!"
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Michael Che Fox.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
The problem with Michael Jackson puns is
You don't stop till you get enough
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop
A Shamonarch, if you will.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
George Michael died on Christmas Day
It was his last christmas.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Nice one Michael
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︎ Jul 22 2019
I've said it before and i'll say it again, Michael Jackson is not good.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What would Michael Jacksonβs pronouns be?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Is your name Michael? Yes or No?
Thank you for your participation.
I'm doing a Mike Check.
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︎ Jul 24 2020
What was Michael Jacksonβs favorite treat?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Michael BublΓ© Wrap
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︎ Aug 17 2020
I sexually identify as Michael Jackson
My personal pronouns are He/Hee
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︎ Jul 10 2020
i saw Michael Jackson's performed once
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Michael BublΓ© has released a new toiletries range
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Iβd first like to make sure this thing is working. If your name is Michael, please stand up.
That concludes the mike check
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What do Michael Jackson and a helium molecule have in common?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
So they are making this movie where Michael J. Fox voice acts for a time traveling chicken.
They call it Bawk to the Future.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Michael Ceratonin
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Michael J Fox hacked his way into my old iPhone
Heβs looking for The Secret of my 6S
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︎ Jul 29 2020
How did George Michael get to hospital?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I heard that Michael Jackson was GOAT
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︎ Aug 15 2020
What snack cake brand does Michael Jackson eat?
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︎ Aug 20 2020
What are Michael Jacksonβs pronouns?
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︎ Jun 10 2021
I sexually identify as Michael Jackson
My preferred pronouns are He/Hee
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︎ Feb 28 2020
What are Michael Jacksonβs pronouns?
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