What did the cannibals do when told only licensed medical professionals can perform surgeries?
They threw up their arms in protest
What do you call 2 medical professionals who can’t help a patient?
A paradox
What do you call medical professionals who don't feed their patients after an overnight stay in the hospital?
Doctors without boarders.
Medical professionals
Dogs can’t do an MRI, but cats-can.
What do you call a medical professional who has lost it way?
Psycho The Rapist
When a medical professional hits you with a dad joke.
My dad is a PA and I was following him through some rounds. He had to do a rectal exam and the second we got out of the exam room he said "I really prefer the digital version of a rectal exam compared to analog"
I am strongly against parents vaccinating their children.
They should have a medical professional do it for them.
