Chiropractor puns... why?!?!?
Me: So I'm going to a new chiropractor tomorrow.
Him: How much are they charging you?
Me: Oh, there's no charge for the first visit.
Him: Sounds like a drug deal. And they give you... cracks.
Remember when I made that joke about the chiropractor?
I told it about a weak back.
I got into this huge fight with my chiropractor half way through my neck massage.
Now I have to keep looking over my shoulder.
Why did Freddie Mercury go to the chiropractor
His body was aching all the time
What did Huey Lewis say when he visited his chiropractor?
I need my hip to be square.
I've had a chiropractor phobia extending from a childhood trauma. Wife finally convinced me to get my back checked out and treated. Wife afterwards: See, that wasn't too bad
Would you call a chiropractor who loves this job
Anyone want my old copies of Chiropractor Monthly....
I've got loads of back issues.
My chiropractor is a funny guy
I'm going to my Jamaican chiropractor to get some joint relief.
My wife can't function unless she visits the chiropractor...
I'm afraid she is addicted to crack.
What do frat boys at chiropractor school call each other?
I’m thinking about going to a chiropractor
I just don’t know how far it would set me back
I want to become a chiropractor...
And name my practice "This Joint's Poppin"
Why was the pot-head chiropractor getting so much business?
Everybody needed help rolling their joints
If someone lived in Egypt's capitol and became a chiropractor...
... they could call themselves "The Cairo Chiro".
Due to covid my chiropractor sent most of his staff home.
His office is run by a skeleton crew.
I didn't the the chiropractor was going to help my slouch at all
but now I stand corrected.
Chiropractors are hilarious.
Two chiropractors are hurrying to finish lunch.
They had to get backs to work.
What did the pessimist say after they went to the chiropractor?
Sorry for doubting you, I stand corrected.
Why did the fraction one fifth go to the chiropractor?
Because he was two tenths.
Chiropractors are some of the most trustworthy people.
They've always got your back.
I seriously considered becoming a chiropractor.
But it sounded like back breaking work.
What kind of music do chiropractors love?
I admit I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is.
My chiropractor's pretty cool.
He's real hip and always rolling joints.
Just walked into a pub full of chiropractors
What do you call a superhero chiropractor?
How does a chiropractor improve their craft?
People always say my chiropractor is a horrible person
But I think he's a cracking guy
What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?
My chiropractor is a dad of four
My chiropractor has a serious drug problem.
Out of all the professionals I’ve been to for treatment, I’ve found chiropractors to be the funniest
They just never fail to crack me up
This chiropractors office.
I didn’t think chiropractors actually worked
While my girlfriend was cleaning. I was giving my daughter a bath. My daughter kept putting her rubber ducks on my shoulder.. So I told my girlfriend I need to see a chiropractor. Because my shoulder keeps quacking!! She was not happy about this..
What’s the chiropractors favourite music?
Does anyone remember the joke I posted about the chiropractor?
It was about a weak back.
Does anyone remember the joke I made about the Chiropractor?
It was about a weak back...
Does anyone remember the joke I made about the Chiropractor?
It was about a weak back...
My chiropractor is a funny guy
I admit I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is.
My chiropractor is hilarious
What do chiropractors do after the weekend?
I admit I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is.
I never believed the chiropractors actually worked
But now I stand corrected
What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?
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