Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Meadows"
He said it was just a wok in the park
A tampony
Grass-ias
...the father points at a bunch of cows and says "look, there's a flock of cows!" The kids stare at him and correct him, telling him that it's a herd of cows. The father turns to them and says "of course I've heard of cows, there's a whole flock of them over there!"
Dad: Hey son, whats a metaphor? Me: It compares two... Dad: COWS TO GRAZE IN!
While out walking with the family we saw a bench with a dedication plaque. It read "In Memory of Helen, she walked these meadows with joy". Of course I had no choice but to remark "Why didn't Joy get a bench too?"
Cue involuntary snort of laughter from the wife. Mission accomplished.
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