Mayo Clinic Puns

A list of puns related to "Mayo Clinic"

If you were treated at the Mayo Clinic

for mustard gas exposure, would you ever catch up to previous health levels?

Food for thought

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rqstewart
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Where did the salad dressing go for rehab?

The Mayo Clinic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fractiousrhubarb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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Where do you go when you get sick after eating a sandwich?

The Mayo Clinic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColonelBudweiser
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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I invented a new delicious sandwich spread, and I’m trying to get it patented.

But the Mayo clinic never responds to my letters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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Best friend's dad dropped this one yesterday...

Today at my company we had a food drive. After we got all the food in we had a contest to see who could build the best structures out of the food. They gave me the mayonnaise so I built the Mayo Clinic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flame_in_darkness
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2013
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Where do condiments go when they get sick?

To the mayo clinic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BackwoodsCoder
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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