I am so addicted to puns that I spent two years getting a Masters in English and five years researching punctuation just so that I can write a book on correct usage of commas and title it 'Commasutra'.
I also wanted to write a book on correct usage of colons and name it 'Colonization' but my publisher rejected it as I am not a native Britisher.
What do you call a bunch of chess masters bragging about their games in a hotel lobby over the holidays?
Chess Nuts boasting in an open foyer
Many years after completing my Bachelor and Masters programs, I finally got my Doctorate.
Those professors really gave me the third-degree.
Where do kung-fu masters come from?
Why do origami masters suck at poker?
When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?
In the Sith Grade
May the 4th be with you!
16th ce Old Masters' oil paintings are nothing to sneeze at!
You cough, instead-- they're phlegm-ish, after all!
My friend said, “You have a BA, Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.”
It was a third degree burn.
What is a karate master's favorite car?
Just received a masters degree in 'garden fencing'.
I am now a post graduate.
Why are windows bad quiz masters?
They always reveal the answer
Hello pun masters, need some help making a Christmas pun for this one
My friend said that stray dogs have no masters.
I agreed and added that they don't even have associates.
11 years ago my mother decided to go back and finish school. She earned her bachelors, masters, and just got her PhD. She asked if I was proud of her
"What's with the third degree?"
I just finished my masters in engineering with a concentration in adhesives...
Within the next year I want to publish my first book on tape
What kind of beverage do kung Fu masters drink?
While taking my pregnant wife to the hospital after her water had broken, I thought she would see the humor since she has a Masters in English. She did not.
My Wife "OH GOD HERE COMES ANOTHER CONTRACTION"! Me "Can't".
Where do martial arts masters shop for furniture?
at the I-KEA!!!
(I think this is my first original dad-joke)
Sheesh! All I did was earn my masters...
And now my college president is giving me the 3rd degree!
I applied for a Master's degree in Sarcasm
But they wouldn't take me seriously
Grill-Masters and Vampire Hunters Agree
Garlic Is Good On Steaks.
I want to take a master's degree in risk management.
Call me the Master of Disaster.
The other day someone just would not shut up about how I need to accept the giant robot masters into my heart.
Damn right-wing Evangelionists.
Masters Joke
Tiger woods tees off and the ball lands right of the fairway. "Must have been a gusta wind."
I was in the hotel lobby the other day when I heard 2 chess masters bragging about past wins.
They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
Origami masters make for terrible poker players.
My friend said, “You have a BA, Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.”
It was a third degree burn.
I saw two chess masters in a hotel lobby they were bragging about past wins...
... I guess you could say that they were chessnuts boasting on an open foyer.
My friend said, “You have a BA, Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.”
It was a third degree burn.
I saw two chess masters in the hotel lobby, and they were bragging about their skill.
They were chess nuts boasting in a open foyer.
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