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πŸ‘€︎ u/notreallyhaarsh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2022
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Why did people loose so much money in derivative products and markets.

Because they had no option.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saswata1194
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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There's a presumption that rural industry isn't organized like office business culture. But this is simply not true. After all...

Q: What do you call a couple of guys that make their living herding cattle?
A: Cow-owners.

Q: What do you call it when a bunch of farmhands get together to collect wool from the sheep?
A: A shear-holders meeting.

Q: After the ranchers have done their job, what do you call the butchers who process the product to market?
A: Steak-holders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meatslinger
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2022
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Did you hear that Apple has decided to go into baking business?

The first product is marketed solely at us Dads:

iRolls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skyboundNbeond
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2021
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While shopping my wife stopped in the make-up section to buy concealer but couldn’t find any.

I now understand why she said it’s the best product on the market.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cigarandcreamsoda
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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dadjoked the GF in a grocery store...

My GF has trouble with lactose. We are finding more and more items that are marketed to be healthy to contain whey protein, which aggravates her stomach. It's in products you wouldn't expect it to be in either, like chips.

Anyways, after picking up and putting back a couple of things in a row and being frustrated, she said, "I can't believe all this stuff has whey in it!" to which I of course said...

"No WHEY?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSRTgreg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2014
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The hidden puns of LexisNexis

Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.

Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":

  • Bucyrus International caters to those who mine their own business.
  • It would be logical for Mr. Spock to boldly go to Vulcan International for rubber products. He might even live long and prosper -- in comfortable shoes.
  • What do manufacturer Electro-Motive Diesel (EMD) and 1970s band Grand Funk Railroad have in common? They both want you to do the locomotion!
  • Peter Piper can pick more than a peck of peppers or pickles from B&G Foods.
  • Toray Plastics America could sing "foam, foam on the range, where the polyester and polypropylene materials are made" all day.
  • Break out the Tums, because things are awfully gassy over at Air Liquide America.
  • If a tree falls in a Weyerhaeuser forest, someone is there to hear it -- and he has a chainsaw.
  • Although not a pushover, you can walk all over Wilsonart International.
  • Here's a HEICO haiku: HEICO companies/ Providing for jet engines/ In flight or on land.
  • American Italian Pasta Company (AIPC) uses its noodle in many different ways.
  • The golf industry doesn't mind when Aldila gives it the shaft.
  • Rat-a-tat-tat and a ringa-ding-ding. What's that? Answer: The sounds emanating from Pearl, one of the world's foremost makers of drums and other percussion and musical instruments.
  • Saint-Gobain Ceramics & Plastics deals powders and crystal, but there's no need to call the cops.
  • Pamida Stores Operating Company offers more small-town values than a bandwagon of Republicans on the campaign trail.
  • Like a tight end, offshore drilling contractor Transocean dreams of going deep but doesn't mind eating a little mud.
  • Rittal me this, Batman!
  • Utility Trailer Manufacturing is spreading its own brand of reefer madness.
  • Who is the Fresh Prince of Sullair?
  • If GrafTech International were a bard, it could wax poetic in an ode to the electrode.
  • When it comes to adhesives and vibration control products, LORD knows.
  • You might say that Deere & Company enjoys its customers going to seed.
  • Pfizer pfabricates pfarmaceuticals pfor quite a pfew inpfirmities.
  • Stripping is OK at Spraylat.
  • Don't think Seton is
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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