Marionettes Puns

A list of puns related to "Marionettes"

I don’t know why people aren’t purchasing my discount marionettes!

There are no strings attached!

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👤︎ u/razorbeets
📅︎ Dec 14 2019
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What do you call a marionette made of potatoes?

Pin-gnocchi-o

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👤︎ u/BonzuPippin
📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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Someone had to pull some strings for me to get into that prestigious marionette school.
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👤︎ u/mr_snipeypants
📅︎ Jan 24 2019
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Want to buy a broken marionette?

50 quid, no strings attached.

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👤︎ u/BeardFM
📅︎ Mar 19 2017
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My friend managed to get me into his marionette performance.

They were out of tickets but he pulled a few strings.

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👤︎ u/Onegodoneloveoneway
📅︎ Sep 17 2016
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Why can't puppets have FWBs?

Well for starters it's a no strings attached arrangement.

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👤︎ u/afterburners_engaged
📅︎ Jun 01 2018
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I bought a broken marionette recently

No strings attached

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👤︎ u/BoydOrr
📅︎ Jul 29 2016
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