I want my life to have some porpoise.
To give them a wide birth
"So, do you want two lanes or four lanes?"
Thriller Whale!
One has a wagging tail while the other is a tagging whale.
Because she committed frog!
The Marine Corps-e
Wagging tails vs tagging whales!
According to their head chef, the steaks have never been this high.
In case they need to draw blood.
Finally, I've found my true porpoise.
are you being rotten to the corps?
Ryan Seaquest
Here's the sick squid I owe you.
The Air Force General says to the others, "I am proud to lead some of the bravest Airmen in the world. Watch this." He looks out the window and sees a passing Airman. "Hey, Airman!" he shouts, "see that shed? Inside is a nest of rattlesnakes. I want you to kill one for me!"
"Yes, sir!" the Airman shouts and runs off to get a long pole. Using the pole, he beats a rattlesnake to death and pulls it out. "See?" the Air Force General says, "bravery."
"Hah, that's nothing!" says the Marine General, "watch this. Hey, Marine!" he yells out the window at a passing Marine, "see that shed? Inside is a nest of rattlesnakes. Kill 2 of them for me!"
"Aye, sir!" yells the Marine and he charges in, grabbing 2 rattlesnakes and strangling them to death with his bare hands. "See?" the Marine General says, "bravery."
"Hah, that's nothing!" says the Army General, "watch this. Hey, Soldier!" he yells out the window at a passing Soldier, "see that shed? Inside is a nest of rattlesnakes. Kill 3 of them for me!"
"Fuck no, sir! I'm not doing that shit!" yells the Soldier. "See?" the Army General says, "bravery."
But that defeats the porpoise.
Just a little axe dent.
They're rebuilding the choral reefs.
It’s called a Plastic Sturgeon. It will change the face of the ocean.
Maroons.
But I still can’t find my porpoise.
Because he was the corps vet
Seagull and ready to mingull
Something about them feels…… fishy
I don't know, I think it's a youthful porpoise.
They could have named it Semper Fu.
A barberqueue.
I ran out of thyme.
He could really tunafish.
The game would be cancelled.
Their their
Afishyonado
She said because it's blue.
I've gotta find some porpoise in my life.
2 dolphins are swimming in the ocean. First dolphin says, "hey remember the other day when you had those cinnamon tictacs? Those were delicious. Can I get one?" Second dolphin says, "Aw man, I would but I lost them. We should totally look for them." First dolphin says, "I echo your cinnamints"
My grades are below C-level
Because they spend their lives search for porpoise.
He was a fine-looking wee mariner.
I should have known better than to make week sauce.
