Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Manie"
I canβt wait to see them all
No pun in ten did.
He laughed and then said βnein.β
Demerara
Apuncalypse
The judge called it 'Assault with a Dadly Weapon'
Cubs cant speak English, so it must of been a bear-minimum.
what do you call a dog breed bred to hear really well?
corn bread
*this was a pun i made a while ago to see how many puns i could fit in a short joke.
My gf is trying to get as many puns as possible with both in one. Anyone can think of some?
Girl: I love to laugh...tell me a pun Me: I'll expose you to so many puns you'll have to call it punography
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itβs a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itβs tearable.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I donβt think itβs feline well.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
Thereβs a new type of broom out, itβs sweeping the nation.
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.
What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.
I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
Towels canβt tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, itβs pretty handy.
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.
Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.
A cross eyed teacher couldnβt control his pupils.
After the accident, the juggler didn
... keep reading on reddit β‘Iβm curious as to how many puns can be fit into one comment before it no longer becomes funny.
I need as many puns/jokes involving the name Emma as possible. I realize this isn't exactly what this sub is for, but I am desperate.
Britney is a really common name and yet we don't have many puns for the name.
C'mon guys show some creativity and come up with puns for Britney.
Write any pun you know.
Romaine calm. The government did not Caesar vegetables. They will lettuce know what's going on soon. That's salad o' panic over what may be just a coincidence. If it's a false alarm somebody's going to get a dressing down. E. Coli like I see it.*
*So many puns in such bad taste. Too Soonβ’?
The first round is 90 seconds to come up with as many puns as possible. Second round is teams, round-robin style. Any pro punners out there with tips?
Need as many puns as possible, this is a cry for alp.
I'm trying to come up with as many puns about conformity as I can, especially those that have to do with fitting in to a box or category! Can you help me?
Steven.
Letβs go play on our bikes.
It seems that no matter how hard they try, they just canβt-elope
So far no one has given me a straight answer
... we're in the middle of a pundemic.
Normally three, but Toucan.
It's about thyme.
Nun.
[Inspired by Netflix - Warrior Nun]
One can't, but Toucan.
I said, "Honestly sir, I don't know. It's hard for me to keep track."
Itβs imPOEsible to tell
I can tell just by looking at them
The clerk replies βItβs a freebieβ
Toucan
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
Turns out I was in no fit state to drive it home either.
None, they can't afford the lightbulb.
but WHO IS counting
None. Spiders donβt make apps; they only design web sites!
One, they are very efficient and have no sense of humor.
Ten ants.
It was heir raising.
A handful
They are always mating
Tenants!
It always wants to meter.
Everyone had a hard time navigating those sharp V-turns.
He responded: None, son. I was born with two and never grew any more.
None. Because theyβre Ice-o-lated.
I replied, βPlease stop talking about it. Youβre hurting my fillings.β
All of them
The old man replied, βYouβre the eighth.β
It has been an unconventional year.
"What? We should only have 37!" I replied.
"I know" he said, "I rounded them up".
They auditioned many before choosing the best model tea.
3
A left ear.
A right ear.
And a final frontier
They called me a βradβ student.
A boatload!
It's on paperview
I can see it now.
I can just see it now.
My daughter is opening her own Yoga Studio and she specializes in Mommy/Baby Yoga. We have tried using puns to name the business but we may be saturated trying too many puns or too close to the forrest to see a funny pun.
Any help?
Ten-tickles
Ideally three, but Toucan.
Ten tickles !
...before we got off the elevator
One. We are very efficient and not funny.
It only takes one, but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.
Ideally three, but toucan
Sometimes 3, but usually toucan!
thats it.. thats the joke
Me: Olive
Too.
A handful
But none of them are a catch.
A lot of them didnβt get the massage.
Because he was a little shellfish!
Tentacles
The left ear, the right ear, and obviously the final front ear
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