Macrobiotic Puns

A list of puns related to "Macrobiotic"

me trying so hard all day at work to not mention to anyone about my new obsession with macrobiotic meal prep #orthorexia #vegan
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👤︎ u/Huliganjetta1
📅︎ Jan 22 2022
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Macrobiotic Salad With Cabbage and Miso
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👤︎ u/eatingworksnj
📅︎ Jul 19 2021
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So I mixed up Pure with Souen. What a grifty, macrobiotic, yoga era the aughts were in “The Village.” Pretty sure this early Aleek and Eelieria sighting was actually in 2011. Surprise, surprise, I don’t remember what her face looked like, just that she was hella younger than Aleek 😒🥒
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👤︎ u/pua-trap
📅︎ Apr 20 2021
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🎵 Now I’m deep into Zen meditation and macrobiotics. And as soon as I can, I intend to ______. 🎵 OWE
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👤︎ u/soda-hero
📅︎ May 20 2021
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Macrobiotic Salad with Cabbage and Miso
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👤︎ u/eatingworksnj
📅︎ Jul 19 2021
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Macrobiotic Salad With Cabbage and Miso
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👤︎ u/eatingworksnj
📅︎ Jul 19 2021
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I wonder if it’s somehow more beneficial to partake in the strains that would best grow in your geographic location…….like macrobiotics but for weed….
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👤︎ u/ComprehensiveCat8219
📅︎ Aug 09 2021
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Chronic illness from a macrobiotic standpoint - need you help, please.

Many people, including me, have got those illnesses, which often come together: MCAS, EDS, gastrointestinal issues, fibromyalgia, cfs/me etc pp. Basically the whole RCCX concoction: https://www.rccxandillness.com https://youtu.be/2mIzE2X9OJk

Do you have any idea what that could mean from a microbiotic perspective?

Every idea or thought is highly appreciated, no matter how ‚small‘. :)

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👤︎ u/Anno_Nyma
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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It’s Called Liquified Macrobiotic Bovine Wash
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👤︎ u/LordMugsy
📅︎ Mar 21 2021
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[Video] NutritionFacts.org - Flashback Friday: Benefits of a Macrobiotic Diet for Diabetes youtube.com/watch?v=gfwRS…
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👤︎ u/veganitybot
📅︎ Apr 23 2021
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macrobiotic stuff
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👤︎ u/mgschroder
📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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(286) /u/LurG1975 ‘s mushroom spinach smoked paprika dip, fruit salad, and homemade macrobiotic barley vegetable soup 🍲
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👤︎ u/ketothrowaway95
📅︎ May 21 2020
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When your LA breakfast isn't macrobiotic imgur.com/14RImlk
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👤︎ u/Rkortland
📅︎ May 20 2019
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makizushi: macrobiotics version
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👤︎ u/derfqm22
📅︎ Aug 13 2020
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Q1. In “Nutrition”, is there an “epic” item till tour 4 or 5 which is good for aggressive baseline players like Viktoria or Jonah... I am currently equipped with “Increased Hydration” (It is a Rare item not epic) and I don’t like “Lean Protein” or “Macrobiotic”........ Q2. Jolly Roger v The Koi...??

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👤︎ u/revenge69isbest
📅︎ Mar 09 2020
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The effect of the macrobiotic Ma-Pi 2 diet vs. the recommended diet in the management of type 2 diabetes: the randomized controlled MADIAB trial [Soare et al., 2014] ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/arti…
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👤︎ u/dreiter
📅︎ Feb 22 2019
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Vegan AND macrobiotic. Holy crap guyz, they definitely can't be eating too many calories!
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👤︎ u/Butt_Bugles_Beta
📅︎ May 12 2014
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Macrobiotic Bowl - Meal Prep on Fleek™ pinterest.com/pin/2252504…
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👤︎ u/shawn19
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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macrobiotic miso bowl - experimenting w/ safe ingredients without counting cals
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👤︎ u/ketothrowaway95
📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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I just found out my sister-in-law has stage I breast cancer and has decided to cure it with "macrobiotics".

My 62 year old sister-in-law has decided to go the natural route to cure her cancer because she doesn't want to go through chemo or surgery. Has anyone known of this type of protocol really working or does it usually end tragically? I worry for her. Her husband, however, supports her and is even going on the diet as well.

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👤︎ u/ober6601
📅︎ May 24 2010
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Italy police break up macrobiotics 'sect' bbc.com/news/world-europe…
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👤︎ u/Kavuny
📅︎ Mar 15 2018
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Last year we discovered Lima Cafe in Shinjuku. This year we discovered it is now closed and replaced by Osawa, a macrobiotic market. We found vegan bento boxes clearly labeled and prefect for the train ride to Osaka.
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👤︎ u/themerchcellar
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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Despite there being nearly empty grocery shelves, insist on buying and eating only the freshest organic non-processed, low sodium, gluten free, non-GMO, macrobiotic, vegan food.

You can't wreck you diet!

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👤︎ u/EyeWunderY
📅︎ Apr 05 2020
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Benefits of a Macrobiotic Diet for Diabetes youtube.com/attribution_l…
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👤︎ u/mickeyaaaa
📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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An Italian father who forced his teenage daughters to ski competitively and eat a macrobiotic diet because he was concerned they were too fat has been found guilty of abuse and sentenced to nine months in prison. theguardian.com/world/201…
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👤︎ u/Libertatea
📅︎ Jan 26 2015
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easy yummy macrobiotic veggie noodle bowl (68)
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👤︎ u/ketothrowaway95
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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Grilled Macrobiotic Bowl greenschemetv.net/2018/03…
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👤︎ u/greenschemetv
📅︎ Mar 28 2018
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MACAROON MACOMB MACORI MACORBII MACOROBOBO MACROBIOTIC

MACROBONI MACOROBI MAXORONI....?

SALAD

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👤︎ u/OknataSkeltro
📅︎ Mar 19 2017
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