Lacto Puns

A list of puns related to "Lacto"

Why do horses have hooves?

They’re Lactoes intolerant

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👤︎ u/Jam0412
📅︎ Sep 03 2021
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Why doesn't the cow wear shoes

Because its lactoes

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👤︎ u/Thelaanie
📅︎ Feb 26 2020
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What do you call someone who doesn't like someone without toes?

lacTOES intolerant

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👤︎ u/DeezRoubenNuts
📅︎ Feb 17 2017
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My dad got so mad when the cow crushed his foot and it had to be amputated...

He's so lactoes intolerant.

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👤︎ u/dscrozier
📅︎ Jan 02 2015
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