Why don't trees do keto?

Because they respond so well to high carbon diets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poscaps
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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How do you know if someone is on keto?

Don't worry they will tell you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sparkei1ca
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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I just started the keto diet.

The poketo de todo diet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Historiawaifu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Who knew I would fall in love with a low-carb, high-fat diet?

Turns out it had the Keto my heart this whole time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/witz33
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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What do you call a fly on diet?

Mos-keto

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What a transformation!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/upupvote2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2013
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A person went on a low carb diet to lose weight...

They said β€œIt’s the keto my success!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hephsters
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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Tried looking everywhere for some bread in Ecuador’s capital, but couldn’t find any.

They are all on the keto diet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Fiance got me with this one just now.

We both switched to a keto diet and she was complaining about her coffee tasting gross without sugar. I suggested that she put some anise in it to make it 'Moroccan style'. Her response was:

It would have been a-nise cup of coffee then.

She has gone full dad mode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papaya_flight
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2016
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Dieting fly..

Mos-keto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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