Why don't trees do keto?
Because they respond so well to high carbon diets.
How do you know if someone is on keto?
Don't worry they will tell you.
I just started the keto diet.
The poketo de todo diet
Who knew I would fall in love with a low-carb, high-fat diet?
Turns out it had the Keto my heart this whole time
What do you call a fly on diet?
Mos-keto
A person went on a low carb diet to lose weight...
They said βItβs the keto my success!β
Tried looking everywhere for some bread in Ecuadorβs capital, but couldnβt find any.
They are all on the keto diet.
Fiance got me with this one just now.
We both switched to a keto diet and she was complaining about her coffee tasting gross without sugar. I suggested that she put some anise in it to make it 'Moroccan style'. Her response was:
It would have been a-nise cup of coffee then.
She has gone full dad mode.
