I was joking with my husband that I’m such an obedient wife. He said, “You don’t know the first thing about obedience.” I said, “It starts with an O.”
He said, “Wrong. It starts with a ‘Yes’.”
Sometimes I smell great when I’m fresh out of the shower, and sometimes my B.O. is really strong
Anyway, that’s just my two scents.
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
I am very worried as I saw that my son wrote "M-y h-o-p-e-s" five-hundred times in his diary.
I found out it's because he said his hopes are dashed.
My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
Teacher asked “What is the formula of water?” Student said “H I J K L M N O” teacher said “that’s not the formula of water”
Student said “you said the formula was H to O”.
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
Happy No L!
What common chemical compound can be represented: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
H2O
I’m hoping in the next iOS update Apple releases they include more jack o lantern emojis.
But I don’t want to count my pumpkins before they patch.
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
“Jesus Christ, I’m more than 15 minutes late for my 3 O clock appointment!!
—John, 3:16
I'm definitely O.G. for having the original iPhone.
No, you were 2g.
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
