What's the proper way to do fingering?
What is the opposite of Ladies fingers?
What has 5 fingers, but isn't your hand?
I broke my finger last week.
On the other hand, I’m okay.
What do cannibals serve at the beginning of dinner party?
What's it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
I broke a finger today.
Well, on the other hand, I'm okay.
Big shout out to my fingers...
I can always count on them!
I went to the doctor to get a splint for my sprained finger and instead got the COVID-19 vaccine.
I guess, I had a little vaccident.
Confucius say...
Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says
I bought a container of protein powder, but then had to spend several seconds with my fingers knuckle-deep in the powder itself, trying to fish out the little plastic scoop that’s included.
Man I’m glad that’s out of the whey.
I hurt my finger playing Minecraft
It’s okay. Just a minor injury
What is the worst part about losing your index finger?
There is no point to your hand anymore
We got a new microwave at work. After heating my food for the first time in the new microwave I go to my colleagues and say to them "I just cut my fingers on the new microwave!"
They all startled "what happened?"
I reply "it's Sharp!"
They murmured something and left the room...
What did the electrician say when his kid stuck his finger in the socket?
I had to break up with this girl who just would not stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
If given the choice of which part of your face to insert a finger,
Would you pick your nose?
What insect has high cholesterol
Why would a Proctologist use 2 fingers during an exam?
I was trying to learn how to snap my fingers...
If a gardener has green fingers what does a hacker have?
You’re not just pulling a finger...
You’re priming a joke machine!
But dad, Tommy's father lets him eat his fries with his fingers!
He's wrong, son. The fingers should be eaten separately.
I cut my finger chopping cheese
but I think that I may have grater problems.
What did the thumb say to the finger?
Why are shoulders your biggest supporters?
because they are always by your side
My daughter broke her finger today,
but on the other hand she was completely fine.
What do you call an extra finger?
I don’t know, but you can always count on it more than the others.
What do you call an artist with brown fingers ?
How many fingers does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A friend of mine cut his finger off at work...
I suppose he'll be getting severance pay.
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers.
"I'll take 5 beers, please " he said.
I have a scar from an axe on my finger
"There are five types of people..." *holds up two fingers *
Those who understand roman numerals, and those who don't...
Why did the baker have brown fingers?
My wife asked me if I could sing all the songs from the Shrek soundtrack. I said "No, just some."
"... BODY once told me..."
"Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing." I said to my wife.
She said, "Wear your own then, dickhead."
I recently learned that the Romans were renowned for their architecture.
Doesn’t make much sense to me, considering it fell.
There is nothing stronger than a finger gun...
don't stick your finger in crazy
Broke ny finger today
On the other hand i am ok
What is the opposite of lady fingers?
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says
What's the opposite of Lady Fingers?
I broke my finger last week.
On the other hand, I'm okay.
I broke my finger last week.
On the other hand I'm ok.
I just broke my finger...
But on the other hand, I’m okay.
What is the opposite of lady fingers?
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