I was told that being a cashier is harder than it looks. After trying it for a weekβ¦
This checks out
Wise men say, "only fools Russian."
Bless all of y'all caught up in this nonsense.
Before we were married, my wife used to clean up my place, and i used to clean hers.
Eventually we realized that we were maid for each other.
Why do ghosts want to get vaccinated?
So they can get boo-sted.
From my 5 year old on the way home from getting his vaccine.
Dad: what's the difference between a piano, tuna and glue?
Son: dunno.
Dad: you can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
Son: huh? So what about the glue?
Dad: I knew you would get stuck on that.
Iβm a little confused as to why everyone keeps giving me legos for my birthday.
I donβt know what to make of it.
My wife emailed me a photo of our first date together, but I couldnβt open the file.
I have trouble with emotional attachments.
My wife insists that I use the phrase βmake loveβ instead of the f-word.
I said, βWhat the make love are you talking about?β
