My eight-year-old asked: "How do you decorate your pots in the kitchen?"

"With pot stickers!"

He's a cute little dumpling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rodneedermeyer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2023
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The last wedding I was at was very emotional.

Everybody was crying, the Bride and Groom, the whole reception, the priest..

Even the massive cake was in tiers..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bellechewie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2022
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We got a new dog and I named him 'Shark'

I took him to the beach, lost him for a little while, and well, things got awkward real fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSteveA
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2022
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I poured root beer in a square glass

Now I just have beer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StixxyTape
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2022
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Where does Phil Collins record his songs?

In the stu-stu-studio.

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Shrek is an overrated movie

In my opinion, it’s kind of mediogre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/olcafjers
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2022
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What do you call a magician who lost his magic?

Ian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Your_Enabler
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2022
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How do you say 'Go fuck yourself' politely?

You do you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zetafunction64
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2022
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Somebody that we used to know
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gr8prajwalb
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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