My eight-year-old asked: "How do you decorate your pots in the kitchen?"
"With pot stickers!"
He's a cute little dumpling.
The last wedding I was at was very emotional.
Everybody was crying, the Bride and Groom, the whole reception, the priest..
Even the massive cake was in tiers..
We got a new dog and I named him 'Shark'
I took him to the beach, lost him for a little while, and well, things got awkward real fast.
I poured root beer in a square glass
Now I just have beer
Where does Phil Collins record his songs?
In the stu-stu-studio.
Shrek is an overrated movie
In my opinion, itโs kind of mediogre.
What do you call a magician who lost his magic?
Ian
How do you say 'Go fuck yourself' politely?
You do you.
