Pirate replies, "Yar, been driving me nuts."
A tender tender tender.
“I’m sorry. We don’t serve minors.”
The bar tender says “wow how’d you get that peg leg?” The pirate says one day I was out sailing and a shark jumped aboard and tore it clean off” next the bartender asks “and the hook? How’d you get that?” The pirate responds “well we were out whaling and one leapt out of the water and bit my hand clean off” the bartender then asks, “ok so what about the eyepatch??” The pirate responds “I was out walking on the deck of my ship when I looked up and a seagull shit right in my eye” the bartender is a bit confused and says “that made you lose your eye?” “No” says the pirate “it was my first day with the hook!”
It's for people who love meat tender
A man walked into a bar with his dog and ordered a few drinks. At the end of the night, when he got the tab, he was astounded at the $50 check. He calls the bar tender over hoping to strike a deal. “Bartender, I only have 20 bucks I can’t pay for this drink. Let’s make a deal, if my dog can talk then you’ll let me have my drinks for free.” The bartender states, “there is no way that damn dog can talk! Pay me the money!” The man in response states, “No no sir, watch. Spots, what kind of situation are you in when you didn’t study for a test?” The dog, “Ruff!” The man carries on the bit, “See bar tender my dog can talk! You’re in a rough situation when you don’t study!” The bartender, “Now boy don’t play with me now, just pay your tab, that dog can’t talk!” “Well here, I’ll prove it to you. Spots, what texture is sandpaper?” “Ruff!” The bartender reaches hand over the counter, almost touching the man, “I won’t ask again sir.” “I have one more, just watch. Spots, who is the best baseball player?” “Ruff!” The bartender, done being fooled with, throws the man in his dog out of the bar, taking all his money. He looks at his dog sadly, “sorry spots, I guess he doesn’t believe you can talk...” The dog looks up, confused, “maybe I should’ve said DiMaggio.”
Chicken tenders
Cat-a-tonic
Sadly, she just focuses on acronyms though
... Bar tender says "Hi Dave".
A mini bar tender!
For the next ten years, I'll be paying off my student loins.
I dad walked into a bar
He ask for Candy in a Jar
The bar tender looked at him queer
Hey mister . we only have beer here
One says is the bar tender here?
Edit:Conma comma comma comma comma chameleon. Because the people who like this joke are a Cultured Club
The horse says "Sure."
It was all legal tender
It's whiskey business
Chew Chew ‘ing
I ponted at him and shouted "he can't be here, he's a miner!" My friend acctually covered his face in shame.
It's gives her peace of mind to kneed the doe.
are pour decisions
Goal tender.
... does that make you a chicken tender?
This probably isn’t the first time you’ve seen this joke
Today I could be a free man !
But the steaks were too high
A chicken tender.
and asks "Is the bar tender here?"
It will be for people who love meat tender.
"Is the bar *tender* here?"
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A chicken tender
"Is the bar tender here?"
Bar tender goes, how’d you do that?
and asks “Is the bar tender here?”
