Cheesus Christ our lord and savoury
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deanus89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What Sith Lord immobilizes his victims instead of killing them?

Darth Ritis.

Edit: The Sith Lord of politeness, Darth anksalot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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The Lord of the Rings official pinball machine doesn’t take quarters.

Only Tolkiens

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Anyone else here a fan of Fire Emblem? Because I CHROMposed some great puns of one of the main lords! reddit.com/gallery/jy2d6n
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dorkyautisticgirl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Deer lord
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeC4YeD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Why do they call Vader a Lord?

Because Master Vader might make the Stormtroopers giggle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadsea29
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Lord of the snorings
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DevangAbhyankar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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I thought Lord Of The Flies was about entomology,

It really bugs me that it isnt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/funsized_fireball
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.

They’re calling it The Two Tires

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LEGOM3426
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Doctor Doctor! At night in my bed I keep saying lines from The Lord of The Rings

That's ok, you're just Tolkien in your sleep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yankee9Niner
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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I keep reciting all of Lord of The Rings in bed

My wife says I need to do something about Tolkien in my sleep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vwraider
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What did our lord and savior do when He noticed the temple floor was dirty?

Jesus swept.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/42alj
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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On a Sunday morning in church, a priest starts his sermon and says: "Dear Lord, without you we are but dust"...

Hearing this, a little girl leans over to her mother and loudly asks: "Mommy, what is butt dust?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themostunknownowl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I bought a German shepherd today and named him Lord.

Now I can truly say the Lord is my shepherd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/den_nis3524
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Tolkien typed the entire Lord Of The Rings using only two fingers

That must have been Mordor

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Why do the words on the front cover of a book lord it over the words on the back cover so much?

They have a strong sense of entitlement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timoteostewart
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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And the Lord said unto John "come fourth and receive eternal life"

But he came fifth and won a toaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IwantaWeasel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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A pilot, Jedi, and Sith Lord walks into a cantina

The bartender says, "What can I get you, Anakin?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mommypanda35
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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How do you call Lord Voldemort's lookout ??

A Harry spoter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thecheekybear
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Does anyone know who played frodo in Lord of the rings?

I bet Elijah wood know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemesisprime1984
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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I watched a TV programme about the House of Lords last week. But I wasn’t really concentrating so I’m going to have to watch it again.

That’ll be the Peer review.

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What do you do when you accidentally tear Lord Elrond’s woven cloak?

Hugo Weaving

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucioboops3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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What is a Sith Lord's Favorite Candy

Dark Side chocolate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BRWalrus
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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before fire lord ozai and chin the conqueror

it is oft forgotten that the air nomads once tried to rule the world. they were known as... the roamin' empire ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Forgive me lord, for the source is https://www.facebook.com/1091662394221761/posts/2613451882042797/
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocozuBR
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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There weren't a lot of hobbits in the first Lord of the Rings books.

They were just Tolkien characters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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I friend told me that the Lord of the Rings was a terrible series

I said "you don't know what you're Tolkien about."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilentTempestLord
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Why do they call him Lord Vader?

Because no one could keep a straight face calling him Master Vader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewyPickle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Lord Of The Rings Book Reference
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemeMaker_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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What do you call a Sith Lord that avoids conflict?

Darth Evader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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How did Sith Lords rise to the top?

They took the elevader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalebFnCool
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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There is a new Sith Lord who prefers to immobilize his enemies instead of killing them.

Darth Ritis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Lego Lord of the Rings was a definitive moment for Tolkien fans

Up to that point they had been Legoless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/36chambersoffun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Where do Sith Lords go shopping?

A Darth Mall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IMaGeenyus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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That’s What I’m Tolkien About: Lord of the Rings in Puns. youtu.be/5HQPyZyJYJQ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mhighton
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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The lord giveth, and the lord taketh

However the lord altho hath a lithp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Insayne-iwnl
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Rickrolling in the year of our lord 2019? Yep!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/digdilem
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Oh lord, look at the time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaxiTaxi27
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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(my 9 yo stepson made this up) What do you get when you cross a bird with a sith lord?

Kylo Wren

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foammunition
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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What Sith Lord immobilizes his opponents instead of killing them?

Darth Ritis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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And the Lord said unto John: Come forth and you will receive eternal life.

But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Last night I dreamed I wrote β€œLord of the Rings”.

I was Tolkien in my sleep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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The Lord said to John: Come forth and receive eternal life.

But, John came 5th and got a toaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rasberryjam5151
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