Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.
... I love it when the clocks go forward!
Pupils...they dilate.
Because it's second hand
Smiles. Because there is a mile between the S's.
Have to give credit to my ten year old daughter for this one... Apparently I'm bringing her up right.
Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.
My dad told me this one this morning.
You could say my competition is getting slim.
In the last 4 years.
La palabra mas larga
It's got me under pressure
r/puns will
Life imprisonment.
He had to dash away.
But then I turned myself around, isn't that what it's all about?
I guess I'm just collar blind.
Thanks Michael Scott.
I'm completely in the Nile.
I was stumped.
Poles
She was in the Nile
I do
He was in De-Nile
“Sighs doesn’t matter, guys!”
Miles.
So there was a murderer and his name was Ardy. His last name was too long and complicated and everyone knew him in town, so everyone called him "Ardy". One of his buddies asked him to kill this guy for $3000 and after Ardy did a bit of research, he realized he knew him and had a grudge against him for years. So Ardy told the guy: "I hate this guy so much, I'll kill him for free."
Ardy's buddy said "Are you sure? I gotta give you something!"
So Ardy said, "Ok ok. I'll do it for a dollar."
The next morning, the guy was at Meijer (A grocery store) and Ardy came up behind him and choked him with his scarf. When he was done killing him, there was a woman screaming at him to stop. So Ardy had to choke her with his scarf too. After that, he ran to his car and there was an old man watching him, so Ardy went over and choked him too. In the middle of killing the old man, the police pulled up and arrested Ardy. After a bit of interrogation, Ardy admitted to killing all of them, and especially the first guy for only a dollar.
The next morning, the headlines read:
Ardy Chokes 3 for a Dollar at Meijer
It's "smiles", because there's a mile between the two "s"'s.
Smiles.
The first and last letters are miles apart.
Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.
Smiles. Because there is a mile between each S.
"Smiles", because there's a mile between the first and last letter.
‚Smiles‘ because there is a mile between its first and last letters!
Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.
Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.
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Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.
Life imprisonment
Smiles, there’s a mile between the two s’
He was in de-Nile.
Smiles. There's a mile between each S.
