Lederhosen
They say it's the worst case of a Thor throat they've ever seen.
Doctors say he is in stable condition.
It was an inn-side joke.
It's my last resort!
Edit: changed "it was" to "it's"
I knew it would stick the landing.
I think it would be a real Shoe Inn.
Iβm going to call it The Fuse Lodge.
He told me, "I'm sorry, I just don't give a dam."
They lodge way too far up my in nose.
A carpenter walks into a dentist's office. He had somehow managed to lodge a nail into one of his teeth.
The dentist had to fight tooth and nail to get it out.
My wife and I really love the Smoky Mountains. This is a conversation we had today:
Me: "We should get a camper. Then we could go to the Smokies without worrying about the lodging expenses."
Wife: "That would be awesome, and when we have long weekends we could go camping closer to home, maybe by a lake."
Me: "I don't think we could afford a lake."
Wife: .....
We get to the little lodge thing, and my friend leaves his sodden boots outside to dry. The next morning, we get up to find that the local mutts have torn them to pieces.
He's pretty upset, and wondering what to do: 'Do you think my insurance will cover it?' he ponders...
'Nah mate, check your policy. You'll find there are exemptions for 'Theft, Fire, and Acts of Dog'
