What type of music do fish like to listen to?
what animal listens to punk rock?
I scratched myself and now I need to listen to some music to help it heal.
Or how the doctor put it "a band aid".
No one will listen to White Snake with me
SO here I go again on my own
What kind of music does a therapist listen to?
What kind of music do planets listen to?
I wish my kid would listen to me when I tell him about the dangers of Russian Roulette
It goes in one ear and out the other.
I tried to ask Alexa why she never listens to me
but I think there must have been a Bad Echo in the room.
My best friend, Davis, asked me how far I would travel to listen to my favourite jazz music.
What music do elderly people like to listen to?
Hip pop
Thank you, I'll be here all week
No one likes to listen to whitesnake with me
So here I go again on my own
What songs do people listen to during rush hours?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely
How do bees listen to music?
What do you call an ant that never learned to listen?
What's the only band you can listen to while doing electric work?
You know what music James Bond likes to listen to?
So I have this chicken that listens to nothing but classical music...
All she wants is “Bach Bach Bach”.
That is all.
what album do X-Ray doctors listen to most of the time
What genre of Music do Windmills listen to?
I've heard that they were Huge Metal Fans
What type of music do cool rabbits listen to?
I told my son he shouldn't listen to losers
What is the best type of music to listen to on Christmas eve?
How do ghost listen to music?
I listen to every type of music except heavy metal
Because heavy metals are toxic.
(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)
My wife has been taking a course in advanced electrics and it's taken over her life. Everything she says these days concerns resistors, transformers, circuitry, voltage, ampage etc. All fucking day long, I've tried explaining to her it's driving a wedge between us, but she won't listen to reason.
She just buries her head in the sand like an off switch.
I fell at work and cracked my tailbone. Now I can’t sit down and I have to listen to everyone’s wise cracks..
All in all it’s been a real pain in the ass!
What do Woodlouses use when they want to listen to a mp3 file?
My underprivileged friend will only listen to the b side of his records.
It’s like he lives on the other side of the tracks.
What do you call a friend who will even go for a walk with you in the rain to listen to your worries?
A rainbro
(Recommended soundtrack for this joke: Bob Marley: Sun is shining. You’ll see why)
Do you wanna know what kind of music windmills listen to?
I have a tendency to not listen to people properly.
The doctor says it's because I've got 80HD.
What type of music can the Royal Family not listen to?
Why did the milk glasses listen to the milk carton?
Because the carton was a litre.
A kid asked his dad, "what kind of music did you listen to growing up?" The dad said "I was big into Led Zeppelin." The son asked "who?"
"Yeah" the dad replied, "I liked them too."
Barry Allen likes to listen to The Rolling Stones when he workouts
His favorite is “jumpin’ jack flash”
I like to listen to music as I fall asleep, so I tuned the radio to the Metal station
I've always been a heavy sleeper.
What kind of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?
What kind of music do fish listen to?
I cut myself and now I need to listen to some music to make sure it heals. Or how the doctor put it
What music do fish listen to
What kind of music do fish like to listen to?
I cut myself and now I need to listen to some music to make sure it heals good.
Or how the doctor put it, "A band aid."
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