What type of music do fish like to listen to?
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Listen to your bones !!!
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︎ Sep 01 2021
What do cows listen to?
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︎ Sep 04 2021
what animal listens to punk rock?
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︎ Aug 20 2021
I scratched myself and now I need to listen to some music to help it heal.
Or how the doctor put it "a band aid".
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︎ Aug 27 2021
No one will listen to White Snake with me
SO here I go again on my own
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︎ Mar 31 2021
What kind of music does a therapist listen to?
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︎ Aug 18 2021
What kind of music do planets listen to?
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︎ May 23 2021
I wish my kid would listen to me when I tell him about the dangers of Russian Roulette
It goes in one ear and out the other.
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︎ Jun 18 2021
I tried to ask Alexa why she never listens to me
but I think there must have been a Bad Echo in the room.
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︎ Jul 15 2021
My best friend, Davis, asked me how far I would travel to listen to my favourite jazz music.
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︎ Jul 12 2021
What music do elderly people like to listen to?
Hip pop
Thank you, I'll be here all week
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︎ Jun 11 2021
No one likes to listen to whitesnake with me
So here I go again on my own
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︎ May 03 2021
What songs do people listen to during rush hours?
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︎ Jun 23 2021
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely
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︎ Nov 09 2020
How do bees listen to music?
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︎ May 25 2021
What do you call an ant that never learned to listen?
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︎ Jun 03 2021
What's the only band you can listen to while doing electric work?
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︎ May 27 2021
You know what music James Bond likes to listen to?
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︎ Jun 19 2021
So I have this chicken that listens to nothing but classical music...
All she wants is βBach Bach Bachβ.
That is all.
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︎ May 26 2021
what album do X-Ray doctors listen to most of the time
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︎ Jun 14 2021
What genre of Music do Windmills listen to?
I've heard that they were Huge Metal Fans
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︎ May 20 2021
What type of music do cool rabbits listen to?
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︎ May 20 2021
I told my son he shouldn't listen to losers
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︎ Apr 16 2021
What is the best type of music to listen to on Christmas eve?
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︎ May 21 2021
How do ghost listen to music?
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︎ Feb 05 2021
I listen to every type of music except heavy metal
Because heavy metals are toxic.
(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)
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︎ Dec 15 2020
My wife has been taking a course in advanced electrics and it's taken over her life. Everything she says these days concerns resistors, transformers, circuitry, voltage, ampage etc. All fucking day long, I've tried explaining to her it's driving a wedge between us, but she won't listen to reason.
She just buries her head in the sand like an off switch.
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︎ Mar 18 2021
I fell at work and cracked my tailbone. Now I canβt sit down and I have to listen to everyoneβs wise cracks..
All in all itβs been a real pain in the ass!
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︎ Mar 10 2021
What do Woodlouses use when they want to listen to a mp3 file?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
My underprivileged friend will only listen to the b side of his records.
Itβs like he lives on the other side of the tracks.
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︎ Apr 25 2021
What do you call a friend who will even go for a walk with you in the rain to listen to your worries?
A rainbro
(Recommended soundtrack for this joke: Bob Marley: Sun is shining. Youβll see why)
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︎ Apr 13 2021
Do you wanna know what kind of music windmills listen to?
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︎ Feb 13 2021
I have a tendency to not listen to people properly.
The doctor says it's because I've got 80HD.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
What type of music can the Royal Family not listen to?
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Why did the milk glasses listen to the milk carton?
Because the carton was a litre.
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︎ Mar 23 2021
A kid asked his dad, "what kind of music did you listen to growing up?" The dad said "I was big into Led Zeppelin." The son asked "who?"
"Yeah" the dad replied, "I liked them too."
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Barry Allen likes to listen to The Rolling Stones when he workouts
His favorite is βjumpinβ jack flashβ
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︎ Mar 09 2021
I like to listen to music as I fall asleep, so I tuned the radio to the Metal station
I've always been a heavy sleeper.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
What kind of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What kind of music do fish listen to?
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︎ Aug 01 2021
I cut myself and now I need to listen to some music to make sure it heals. Or how the doctor put it
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︎ Jul 25 2021
What music do fish listen to
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︎ May 20 2021
What kind of music do fish like to listen to?
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︎ May 04 2021
I cut myself and now I need to listen to some music to make sure it heals good.
Or how the doctor put it, "A band aid."
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