And the Lord said unto John, βCome forth and you will receive eternal life.β
But John came fifth - and won a toaster.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Jesus told Peter, "Come forth and ye shall have eternal life"
But Peter came fifth and won a toaster
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Jesus said unto John. Come forth and receive eternal life.
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
And god said to John βcome forth and ye shall receive eternal life.β
But John came in fifth and only got a toaster.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
And god said to John, come forth and receive eternal life
But he cane fifth and won a toaster
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︎ Jul 30 2020
And the Lord said unto John "come fourth and receive eternal life"
But he came fifth and won a toaster.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
...and God said "come forth and I will grant you eternal life."
But I came fifth and just got a toaster.
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︎ May 26 2020
And Jesus said "Come forth and receive eternal life."
But Peter came in fifth and won a toaster.
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︎ Jun 27 2019
And the Lord said unto John: Come forth and you will receive eternal life.
But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
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︎ Dec 12 2019
God said to John " come forth and receive eternal life"
But he came fifth and won a toaster
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︎ Aug 06 2019
Jesus said "come forth and receive eternal life"
But Paul came fifth and got a toaster
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︎ Aug 22 2019
The Lord said to John: Come forth and receive eternal life.
But, John came 5th and got a toaster.
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︎ Nov 28 2019
The Lord told John to come forth and he will receive eternal life
He came fifth and got a toaster
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︎ Sep 11 2019
And god said to John come forth and receive eternal life
But he came fifth and won a toaster
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︎ Jul 30 2019
The lord told John to come forth and he shall have eternal life.
But he came in fifth and got a toaster.
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︎ Oct 01 2019
And the Lord said onto John " Come Forth and ye shall receive eternal life."
But sadly John came in fifth and only received a toaster.
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︎ Dec 09 2018
And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life".
John came fifth and won a toaster.
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︎ Oct 15 2019
God said to John, "come fourth and you will receive eternal life",
John came fifth and won a toaster.
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︎ Feb 23 2019
Then God said to John "Come forth and receive eternal life"
He came fifth and won a toaster.
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︎ Jul 14 2019
God said: come fourth John and win eternal life
John came fifth and won a toaster!
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︎ Jul 20 2019
God told John come fourth and receive eternal life...
But John came fifth and got a toaster
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︎ Oct 21 2018
God said to Tom "Come fourth and receive eternal life."
Instead Tom came fifth and received a toaster
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︎ Jan 17 2019
Jesus said, come forth and I'll give you eternal life
Peter came fifth and he won a toaster.
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︎ Oct 13 2018
And God said unto John, "Come fourth and receive eternal life."
But John came fifth and ended up with a toaster.
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︎ Oct 13 2017
And the Lord said unto John; "Come forth and receive eternal life!"
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
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︎ Jul 18 2017
*...and the Lord said unto John, "Go forth and you shall have eternal life."*
....but John got fifth and won a toaster.
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︎ Aug 09 2017
God said "Come forth, and you shall receive eternal life"
But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
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︎ Dec 27 2016
And The Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life"
...but John came in fifth and won a toaster.
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︎ Jan 16 2014
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