Why would you never see Keith Richards picking lichens?

Because a rolling stone gathers no moss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alx924
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2017
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What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

Moscow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddirich
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2022
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In my outdoor nature class I pointed out some lichen growing on granite and taught them the mnemonic β€œFreddie fungus took a likin’ to Alice algae” to teach them about the symbiotic relationship. One 5th grade boy responded

β€œLooks like their relationship is on the rocks.” He’ll make a great dad some day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tahuff
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2022
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Our roof has been overrun by lichen and I’m worried that tonight’s a full moon

I don’t want to live in a warehouse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/webbedlizardbits
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2022
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I had a piece of moss on my leg for like 20 minutes until my girlfriend noticed. She asked me, β€œWhy do you have moss on your leg?”

I said, β€œBecause I lichen you alot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thigh_Obsession
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2022
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Why was Mick Jagger not covered in lichen?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no moss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjmaeff
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2021
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I’m lichen these rocks!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chapsley
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Thinking about starting a newsletter about various molds and fungi

Gonna call it Lichen Subscribe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/introoutro
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2022
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Did you hear about the mushroom who was kicked out of the birthday party?

It’s a real shame, he was a fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snow-covered-tuna
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2022
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Anyone else lichen what they are seeing in this picture?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JephriB
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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What do you think of Cyanobacteria.

I Lichen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nordrb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2022
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Call me cave moss...

Because I'm lichen this!

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Credit to my wife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrScottAtoms
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2022
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I'm starting a new YouTube nature themed channel about various molds and fungi and would love this group's support!

So, lichen subscribe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dexbasedpaladin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2022
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One sloth turned and said to the other, "I used to dislike moss...

...but now I think it's growing on me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jedd-the-Jedi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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If you donate a kidney, people call you a hero.

But I tried to donate five kidneys and they just called the police.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Far-Two8659
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2022
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What did the moss with eyes say?

I’m a-looking and I’m a lichen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/butt3rnugg3t
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2022
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What did the fungus say to the tree?

I think I’ve taken a lichen to you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HomieApathy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2022
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My patio is covered in green stuff

Mother Nature has taken a lichen to me.. Moss definitely.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vocatan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2021
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Just got a sample of my favorite moss.

Oh yeah, I'm lichen this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SinisterSpektre
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2021
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I'm a fungi

But people ain't lichen my jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquishiieWasTaken
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2021
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I can't stop eating the fungus I find growing on the sides of trees

Its lichen addiction!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/showponies
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2021
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Did you know that moss only grows on the north side of trees?

You could almost lichen it to a compass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ballatik
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2021
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What did the moss say to the ladder?

I’m lichen, you’re stile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2021
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What do you call conservative moss?

A repub-lichen! It doesn't work as well written down, sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/happyballplayer78
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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She's a Lichenologist ...

  I took a lichen to her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tqgibtngo
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2017
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How would you describe mould?

You could Lichen it to Mildew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IceColdKofi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2017
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Next time I go on a date, I'm gonna bring moss instead of flowers...

So she knows I've taken a lichen to her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ModernMrDarcy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2014
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A collection of my fathers best.

I was showing my dad some pictures from my trip to Europe. He saw a picture of a rock covered with moss and said, "I'm lichen that!"

For Christmas dinner we were having ham. The plate of carved ham was between my dad and I. Someone asked where the plate went. My dad says,"We're hoggin' it."

There was a store in my home town called carols cedar cellar. It was damaged in a flood and they knocked the building down exposing the basement. We drive by and my dad says,"Now you can cedar cellar."

I have so much to learn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roostermathis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2015
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"Don't step on the lichen!"

"You're not the moss of me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2016
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Eating Moss is not to my

Lichen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joker-here
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2021
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What does moss do on YouTube?

Lichen subscribe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeskiePete
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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What did the fungus say to the tree?

I think I've taken a lichen to ya.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HomieApathy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2017
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