I’m lichen these rocks!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chapsley
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Anyone else lichen what they are seeing in this picture?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JephriB
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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Why would you never see Keith Richards picking lichens?

Because a rolling stone gathers no moss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alx924
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2017
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"Don't step on the lichen!"

"You're not the moss of me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2016
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What do you call conservative moss?

A repub-lichen! It doesn't work as well written down, sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/happyballplayer78
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What did the snail say when barnacles tried to attach to him?

I’m not lichen that ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrYegg3000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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How would you describe mould?

You could Lichen it to Mildew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IceColdKofi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2017
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She's a Lichenologist ...

  I took a lichen to her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tqgibtngo
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2017
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What did the fungus say to the tree?

I think I've taken a lichen to ya.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HomieApathy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2017
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A collection of my fathers best.

I was showing my dad some pictures from my trip to Europe. He saw a picture of a rock covered with moss and said, "I'm lichen that!"

For Christmas dinner we were having ham. The plate of carved ham was between my dad and I. Someone asked where the plate went. My dad says,"We're hoggin' it."

There was a store in my home town called carols cedar cellar. It was damaged in a flood and they knocked the building down exposing the basement. We drive by and my dad says,"Now you can cedar cellar."

I have so much to learn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roostermathis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2015
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Next time I go on a date, I'm gonna bring moss instead of flowers...

So she knows I've taken a lichen to her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ModernMrDarcy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2014
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