I couldn't get a reservation at the library.
They were completely booked.
How does Santa keep his library organized?
I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you..."
A man walks into the library and asks, "Do you have any books on poor eyesight."
"NO, We don't!!!" replies the barman.
Why giraffe goes to the library after school?
Everything he reads there is higher studies.
There is a sign outside my local library that says 'Watch for Cars'
What do you call the area around a library?
Why is it a good idea to put more books in prison libraries?
Because the prose outweigh the cons.
I went to the Med school library to get a book on abdominal pain
Someone had already ripped the appendix out.
I asked the library women of there are any books on the Titanic
She said they might have been damaged, wet and moldy.
I tried to make a reservation at the school library. The librarian say I couldn't.
They were completely booked.
I tried to plan a tour of the worlds oldest library
Unfortunately it was fully booked
How do you find the right book in a library that was caught in a flood?
Using the mildewey decimal system!
Police are appealing to the man that robbed the library
I have an addiction to reading pop-up books, so I went to the library the other day to pick up some proper grown up books to look at. I have to admit there was some good stuff there, ...
... but unfortunately nothing that jumped out at me.
Two books meet in a Library. One says ' You don't look too well ' and the other replies..
... Just had my Appendix removed.
What do volunteers clean up outside of libraries?
"Sorry sir, the library is closed."
"But I've booked a meeting."
I tried to schedule a time to go into my local library
Told my daughter I was unable to make reservations at the library..
They were completely booked
She won’t talk to me
A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat.
The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."
I went to the library looking for a book about Pavlov’s dog and Schrödinger’s cat
The librarian said it rang a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.
I went to the library during this pandemic only to see that they were at capacity and weren't letting other people in.
I guess you could say the library was fully booked
I got kicked out of the library for being too noisy
I tried to explain to them that I was just reading a book but the librarian said there's no reading aloud.
It's impossible to get a reservation in the library.
They are always fully booked.
What did the novels do when the library caught fire?
Why is it so hard to make an appointment at the library?
Why did James Bond keep his library book?
Because it was Due Another Day
A guy goes into a library and asks about books on premature ejaculation. The librarian tells him the book is checked out til next week.
The guy comes in the next day looking for the books again but quickly apologizes. Sorry I came early.
I was caught read handed in the Library.
I went into the library and asked for a book on turtles.
The lady said, "hardback?" I replied, "yes, with little wrinkled heads"
I just got a new job at a prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
I rushed to my local hospital only to find that it had been converted into a library
Talk about having to suffer in silence
I stormed into the library today demanding to know why the book on high conflict personalities I'd ordered still wasn't in.
"It's not our fault" said the librarian,
"That's the one" I replied.
Who decided to call it a Library
Why did the clock get kicked out of the library?
I went to the library to find books about delivering babies...
The librarian told me they were in the C-section.
I just tried to make reservations at the library...
I couldn’t get one though. They were fully booked
We were at the library when my mate asked "Hey, could I borrow your book mark?"
I got mad and walked out. After 3 years of being college flatmates, he doesn't even know my name is Tom.
My wife asked me what I do for hours at a time at the beauty school library. I replied ...
A man walked into a Library...
A Man Walked into a Library. He approached the front desk, rapped on the wood with his knuckles, and declared "MA'AM, I WOULD LIKE A CHEESEBURGER AND FRIES." The receptionist was startled, and replied "sir, please.. this is a library!" The man gasped, looked around surprised, and replied in a very quiet whisper: "i'm so sorry. i would like a cheeseburger and fries."
I couldn't reserve a seat in library. Turns out they were...
I asked the librarian if there were any books about paranoia in the library
She whispered , "They're right behind you..."
What do you call the area around a Library?
Two books meet up in a Library. One says, ' You don't look too well ' and the other replies..
.. just had my Appendix removed.
I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain.
Somebody had ripped the appendix out.
Tried to schedule a date with my girlfriend at my local library
I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you..."
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