Did you hear about the villain who was charged with trying to flood the city?

He denied everything, but the police found substantial levy dents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phryggian
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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β€œWhat do you call a corgi who goes undercover?” (drawn by: me)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemiller96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I’m sorry I can’t stop making jokes about denim

It’s in my jenes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paradigm_Shiftz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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The display at the Levis-Strauss museum showed the entire dungarees' history.

It was a thorough exhibition of the jean-ealogy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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Levi's just recalled 200,000 pairs of pants because they had problems with the zippers.

They were dropping like flies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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So a reporter was interviewing Levi Strauss...

...he asked him, "How do you craft such amazing pants?" Levi replied, "It's in my jeans."

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What do you call a floating potato?

A levi-tater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Conversation with my daughter this morning, referring to one of her friends

My Daughter: Sara is so tall, she must have tall genes. Me: her jeans have to be tall otherwise her ankles would show.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ledastrayjay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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A couple is walking in St Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve...

They feel some precipitation.

"I think it's raining" says the man.

"No, it's snowing" says the woman.

"Why don't we ask this communist officer?" Asks the man. "He's always right! Excuse me, officer Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?"

"Definitely raining" he says, before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. "See? Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robcap
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2016
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My dad this morning.

My sister was talking to my mom about looks and my dad was in the next room.

Mom: All our kids are good looking.

Sister: Well we did get good genes

And dad shouted from the next room: Damn right you did, Levi's or nothing, only the best for you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisnewguyisnew
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2013
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What do you call a potato wearing jeans?

A levi-tater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flypetheus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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My wife is expecting in March so in preparation, I have been working on my dad jokes. She was just thinking about whose features will be more dominant when our little one arrives. She then asked me whose genes were stronger.

I said "probably Lee or Levis." I laughed for about 5 minutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmoffitt15
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2017
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Two in one day

My boss and a couple other employees were discussing how I came in even though I was sick and one employee, who is from the Ukraine said "I guess I dont get sick because I ha e better genes to handle the cold weather." My boss replied with "Well what are they? Levis?" We all had a giggle.

Later that very same day I delivered a bag to a post office which must've went out by mistake because it had zero items. When I was leaving the man who received the delivery said to me "Have a good day and thanks for nothin!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/revenantwolf
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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Good Jeans?

At the Home Depot today with my wife and son at the register talking to the cashier about to pay. I pull out my Military ID in hopes for a discount and she says of course they honor the discount.

In the process of her honoring the discount she compliments me on how young I look. I'm 29 but she said "You don't look a day over 18. You must have some really good genes!!" I respond, "Oh thanks, these are just Levi's though"

Cringes all around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atmoicwedgie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2014
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