A list of puns related to "Lemon Curd"
Wife and Daughter are sat watching something while I’m doing the Tesco shop on my phone. - Strawberry jam is on the list, I seize my moment
“Y’know what” i say
“ - now I think about it…. I like strawberry jam… and I like blackberry jam … but I don’t like lemon preserve”
<dramatic pause>
“That just a curd to me”
Priceless!!!
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