A list of puns related to "Lead Singer"
Well I am.
It was a Sting operation
She saw the sine.
I'm your man
Heβs down with the sickness.
Crimea, Rivers.
So I can respond βif I was Eddie Vedder, Iβd be youβ
Because it was more a sea.
But he never made it as a wise man.
He's calling it McJaguar.
Quasi-Osbourne!
Disturbed's lead singer just laughed like a monkey and said he was "down with the thiccness."
Courtney Love once asked Jon Bon Jovi to name her new band. Bon Jovi jokingly suggested 'Hole'.
Love though this was great - provocative and rude - so she went with it. Her ex, Corey Hart, of 'Sunglasses At Night' fame, did not approve. He sought to confront Bon Jovi on the night of Hole's first gig and, a little drunk, tried to climb the fence of Bon Jovi's LA estate.
Bon Jovi, thinking Hart an intruder, winged him with a gun belonging to Bono and The Edge's tour manager, who was dining there that night. The ensuing fracas was in all the papers, overshadowing Hole's debut, and angering Kurt Cobain, who was interested in Hole's lead singer.
Cobain sent Jon Bon Jovi a note, demanding he apologise, and Bon Jovi replied ...
"Shot Corey Hart, and U2 blamed. You give Love a band name."
(Me and my dad in the car listening to "I wanna be yours" by the Arctic monkeys.)
Lead singer: "I wanna be your vacuum cleaner" (We look at each other in confusion) Me: did he just say he wants to be her vacuum cleaner? Dad: that just really suck.
-_-
If the lead singer of Van Halen got a DUI, he'd be Eddie Cab Hailin'.
Lead singer: and on bass we have "criminal"
Girl leans in to tell me: wonder if he's smooth
Heβs DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
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