People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....

Well I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Did you hear about the time the lead singer of the band β€œThe Police” went undercover to catch a criminal?

It was a Sting operation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dig-ol-bick
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Did you know the Ace of Base lead singer was also a mathematician?

She saw the sine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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If you're looking for a lead singer for your wham cover band

I'm your man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/74CK
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Did you hear the lead singer of disturbed isn’t going to self isolate?

He’s down with the sickness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/E-radi-cate
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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What did Justin Timberlake say when the lead singer of Weezer asked him to name a major peninsula on the northern coast of the Black Sea?

Crimea, Rivers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/underdog_rox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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If I ever meet the lead singer of Pearl Jam, I hope he asks me how I’m doing

So I can respond β€œif I was Eddie Vedder, I’d be you”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mistapiss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Why did the lead singer of The Smiths not like the ocean?

Because it was more a sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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Coldplay's lead singer, Crisp Martin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepobv
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2017
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The lead singer of Nickelback tried out for his school Christmas play...

But he never made it as a wise man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ericmc80
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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So the Rolling Stones lead singer is planning to merge a fast food chain with a car manufacturer.

He's calling it McJaguar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clifwith1f
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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What do you call the lead singer of a Black Sabbath cover band?

Quasi-Osbourne!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1_0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2014
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In a recent interview with David Draiman a reporter commented on his remarkable quarantine weight gain.

Disturbed's lead singer just laughed like a monkey and said he was "down with the thiccness."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catillionaire
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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In a little-known piece of rock history..

Courtney Love once asked Jon Bon Jovi to name her new band. Bon Jovi jokingly suggested 'Hole'.

Love though this was great - provocative and rude - so she went with it. Her ex, Corey Hart, of 'Sunglasses At Night' fame, did not approve. He sought to confront Bon Jovi on the night of Hole's first gig and, a little drunk, tried to climb the fence of Bon Jovi's LA estate.

Bon Jovi, thinking Hart an intruder, winged him with a gun belonging to Bono and The Edge's tour manager, who was dining there that night. The ensuing fracas was in all the papers, overshadowing Hole's debut, and angering Kurt Cobain, who was interested in Hole's lead singer.

Cobain sent Jon Bon Jovi a note, demanding he apologise, and Bon Jovi replied ...

"Shot Corey Hart, and U2 blamed. You give Love a band name."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flanky_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2017
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Arctic monkeys puns.

(Me and my dad in the car listening to "I wanna be yours" by the Arctic monkeys.)

Lead singer: "I wanna be your vacuum cleaner" (We look at each other in confusion) Me: did he just say he wants to be her vacuum cleaner? Dad: that just really suck.

-_-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hsully03
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2016
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A really " rockin' " pun.

If the lead singer of Van Halen got a DUI, he'd be Eddie Cab Hailin'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JManRomania
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2013
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From the girl next to me at the bar

Lead singer: and on bass we have "criminal"

Girl leans in to tell me: wonder if he's smooth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mondscal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2013
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Oh no, the lead singer of Disturbed has Coronavirus

He’s DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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