Napoleon was visiting a friend at his new estate. The friends great pride was his lavatory which was a big room with pottet plants, beautiful tapestries and carpets. When Napoleon saw this he was gobsmacked and exclaimed "What a loo!"
What did the eye witness say about the camel who was using the bushes as a lavatory
I saw the hump take a dump in a clump
I got philosophical in the lavatory line at the Shakespeare festival.
To pee or not to pee: that was the question.
What do you call a toilet perched on top of an active volcano?
The lavatory
Eye rolls and reinforcing science education.
My son commented on a sign that said "Lavatory" instead of "Restroom".
I said "So, if a Lavatory is underground, does that make is a Magmatory?"
Eyerolls from the boy, but my wife laughed, so I got that going for me.
