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#FT: Kansas City 0-3 OL Reign

OL Reign scorers: Kiara Pickett (35' OG), Eugénie Le Sommer (49', 64')

Venue: Legends Field

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Kansas City

Adrianna Franch, Rachel Corsie (Taylor Leach), Elizabeth Ball, Mallory Weber (Maddie Nolf), Kiara Pickett, Desiree Scott (Addie Mccain), Katie Bowen (Victoria Pickett) (Kate Del Fava), Kristen Edmonds, Lo'eau LaBonta, Kristen Hamilton, Darian Jenkins.

Subs: Jessica Silva, Mariana Larroquette, Katelyn Rowland, Gaby Vincent.

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OL Reign

Sarah Bouhaddi (Phallon Tullis-Joyce), Lauren Barnes, Alana Cook, Kristen McNabb, Sofia Huerta, Quinn (Amber Brooks), Rose Lavelle (Bethany Balcer), Jessica Fishlock, Dzsenifer Marozsán (Angelina), Megan Rapinoe, Eugénie Le Sommer (Ally Watt).

Subs: Shirley Cruz, Dani Weatherholt, Tziarra King, Madison Hammond.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

23' Substitution, Kansas City. Taylor Leach replaces Rachel Corsie because of an injury.

35' Own Goal by Kiara Pickett, Kansas City. Kansas City 0, OL Reign 1.

44' Lo'eau LaBonta (Kansas City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

45' Substitution, Kansas City. Victoria Pickett replaces Katie Bowen.

49' Eugénie Le Sommer Goal

63' Substitution, Kansas City. Addie McCain replaces Desiree Scott.

64' Goal! Kansas City 0, OL Reign 3. Eugénie Le Sommer (OL Reign) header from very close range to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Megan Rapinoe with a cross.

75' Substitution, OL Reign. Bethany Balcer replaces Rose Lavelle.

76' Substitution, Kansas City. Kate Del Fava replaces Victoria Pickett because of an injury.

76' Substitution, Kansas City. Madeline Nolf replaces Mallory Weber.

87' Substitution, OL Reign. Angelina replaces Dzsenifer Marozsán.

88' Substitution, OL Reign. Ally Watt replaces Eugénie Le Sommer.

88' Substitution, OL Reign. Amber Brooks replaces Quinn.

89' [](#icon-sub

Hello, I need to write out some parts for tonewheel organ but I'm not familiar with sheet music for the instrument. I've read Behind Bars but it only covers pipe organ and I don't know if the conventions are the same.

Firstly, what's the best way to label the manuals on a Hammond organ? I and II? Great and Swell? Upper and Lower?

Secondly, what's the best way to indicate changes in Leslie speaker speed? Just "Leslie fast / slow" in text above the staff?

Lastly, do Hammond organ players expect the registration to be specified or is that left up to the player? If it is specified, what's the best way to do it. I've seen numbering used such as 888800008 to specify the drawbars - is that best?

Thanks for any help you can give!

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

#FT | OL Reign 2-1 Portland

Scoring Summary

Reign scorers: Megan Rapinoe 16' 40'

Portland scorers: Angela Salem 45+4'

2021 NWSL Regular Season

Venue: Lumen Field, Seattle, WA

Time: 4:00PM PT

Stream: Paramount+ | Int'l: Twitch

TV: FOX 12+ (Oregon)

OL Reign 4-3-3

12-Sarah Bouhaddi; 3-Lauren Barnes, 5-Quinn, 4-Alana Cook, 19-Kristen McNabb; 16-Rose Lavelle, 10-Jessica Fishlock, 8-Dzsenifer Marozsan; 15-Megan Rapinoe, 9-Eugenie Le Sommer, 11-Sofia Huerta

Subs: Angelina, Balcer, Brooks, Celia, Cox, Cruz, Hammond, Tullis-Joyce, Weatherholt

Portland Thorns 4-4-2

31-Bella Bixby; 18-Christen Westphal, 5-Emily Menges, 4-Becky Sauerbrunn, 14-Natalia Kuikka; 36-Angela Salem, 11-Rocky Rodriguez, 10-Lindsey Horan, 9-Crystal Dunn; 9-Sophia Smith, 12-Christine Sinclair

Subs: Hogan, Pogarch, Hubly, Nally, Moultrie, Ryan, Everett, Weaver

Match Events

3' | Sofia Huerta (OL Reign) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

16' | Goal! OL Reign 1, Portland Thorns 0. Megan Rapinoe (OL Reign) right footed shot from the center of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Jess Fishlock.

40' | Goal! OL Reign 2, Portland Thorns 0. Megan Rapinoe (OL Reign) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the bottom left corner.

45+4' | Kristen McNabb (OL Reign) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

45+4' | Goal! OL Reign 2, Portland Thorns 1. Angela Salem (Portland Thorns) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the top right corner following a set piece situation.

45+5' | First Half ends, OL Reign 2, Portland Thorns 1.

87' | Angelina (OL Reign) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

90'+1' | Natalia Kuikka (Portland Thorns) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

90'+3' | Second Half ends, OL Reign 2, Portland Thorns 1.

Seattle Sounders vs Portland Timbers, 7:30PM PT on ESPN.

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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

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2. Sheryl Swoops
3. Becky Hammond
4. Ticha Penicheiro
5. Katie Smith
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14. Chamique Holdsclaw

Remaining 11 spots could go to current players who already have TS Moments, but that’s just my speculation:

1. Diana Taurasi
2. Sue Bird
3. Nneka Ogwumike
4. Tina Charles
5. Candace Parker
6. Sylvia Fowles
7. Brittney Griner
8. Breanna Stewart
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Great CS bonus for WNBA Moments ‼️ (updated)

From the updated blog post

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‍WNBA Common 220 CS

WNBA Fandom 110 CS

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If you have a complete set that score doubles

Pack page is live and you can now see your bonus

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those hired in the middle of a season that started in one decade and ended in another will be counted in the decade they were hired (ie. Maya Rudolph will count towards 2000s)

1970s - 15 people

1980s - 50 people

1990s - 37 people

2000s - 22 people

2010s - 29 people

2020s - 6 people

1970s

1. Dan Aykroyd
2. John Belushi
3. Chevy Chase
4. George Coe
5. Jane Curtin
6. Garrett Morris
7. Laraine Newman
8. Michael O’Donoghue
9. Gilda Radner
10. Bill Murray
11. Tom Davis
12. Al Franken
13. Don Novello
14. Harry Shearer
15. Paul Shaffer

1980s

1. Peter Aykroyd
2. Jim Downey
3. Brian Doyle-Murray
4. Tom Schiller
5. Alan Zweibel
6. Denny Dillon
7. Gilbert Gottfried
8. Gail Matthius
9. Joe Piscopo
10. Ann Risley
11. Charles Rocket
12. Eddie Murphy
13. Matthew Laurance
14. Patrick Weathers
15. Yvonne Hudson
16. Robin Duke
17. Tim Kazurinsky
18. Tony Rosato
19. Laurie Metcalf
20. Emily Prager
21. Christine Ebersole
22. Mary Gross
23. Brad Hall
24. Gary Kroeger
25. Julia Louis-Dreyfus
26. Jim Belushi
27. Billy Crystal
28. Christopher Guest
29. Rich Hall
30. Martin Short
31. Pamela Stephenson
32. Joan Cusack
33. Robert Downey
34. Nora Dunn
35. Anthony Michael Hall
36. Jon Lovitz
37. Dennis Miller
38. Randy Quaid
39. Terry Sweeney
40. Danitra Vance
41. Damon Wayans
42. Dan Vitale
43. A. Whitney Brown
44. Dana Carvey
45. Phil Hartman
46. Jan Hooks
47. Victoria Jackson
48. Kevin Nealon
49. Mike Myers
50. Ben Stiller

1990s

1. Chris Farley
2. Chris Rock
3. Rob Schneider
4. Julia Sweeney
5. David Spade
6. Tim Meadows
7. Adam Sandler
8. Ellen Cleghorne
9. Siobhan Fallon
10. Robert Smigel
11. Beth Cahill
12. Melanie Hutsell
13. Norm Macdonald
14. Jay Mohr
15. Sarah Silverman
16. Michael McKean
17. Chris Elliott
18. Janeane Garofalo
19. Laura Kightlinger
20. Mark McKinney
21. Molly Shannon
22. Morwenna Banks
23. Jim Breuer
24. Will Ferrell
25. Darrell Hammond
26. David Koechner
27. Cheri Oteri
28. Nancy Walls
29. Chris Kattan
30. Colin Quinn
31. Fred Wolf
32. Ana Gasteyer
33. Tracy Morgan
34. Jimmy Fallon
35. Chris Parnell
36. Horatio Sanz
37. Rachel Dratch

2000s

1. Maya Rudolph
2. Tina Fey
3. Jerry Minor
4. Dean Edwards
5. Seth Meyers
6. Amy Poehler
7. Jeff Richards
8. Fred Armisen
9. Will Forte
10. Finesse Mitchell
11. Kenan Thompson
12. Rob Riggle
13. Jason Sudeikis
14. Bill Hader
15. Andy Samberg

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Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

#FT: Kansas City 1-0 OL Reign

Kansas City scorers: Victoria Pickett (73')

Venue: Legends Field

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Kansas City

Abby Smith, Kristen Edmonds, Elizabeth Ball, Mallory Weber, Kiara Pickett, Katie Bowen (Gaby Vincent), Victoria Pickett, Lo'eau LaBonta, Addie Mccain, Hailie Mace (Jessica Silva), Kristen Hamilton (Sydney Miramontez).

Subs: Allie Hess, Darian Jenkins, Michele Vasconcelos, Kate Del Fava, Mariana Larroquette, Katelyn Rowland.

^____________________________

OL Reign

Sarah Bouhaddi, Samantha Hiatt, Alana Cook, Lauren Barnes, Celia Jiménez (Madison Hammond), Jessica Fishlock (Leah Pruitt), Dani Weatherholt (Kristen McNabb), Dzsenifer Marozsán (Shirley Cruz), Bethany Balcer (Angelina), Eugénie Le Sommer (Tziarra King), Sofia Huerta.

Subs: Stephanie Cox, Phallon Tullis-Joyce, Amber Brooks.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

27' Kiara Pickett (Kansas City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

35' Substitution, OL Reign. Tziarra King replaces Eugénie Le Sommer because of an injury.

45'+2' Alana Cook (OL Reign) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

65' Substitution, OL Reign. Angelina replaces Bethany Balcer.

65' Substitution, OL Reign. Madison Hammond replaces Celia Jiménez.

73' Goal! Kansas City 1, OL Reign 0. Victoria Pickett (Kansas City) left footed shot from the left side of the box to the bottom left corner following a set piece situation.

76' Substitution, OL Reign. Shirley Cruz replaces Dzsenifer Marozsán because of an injury.

76' Substitution, OL Reign. Kristen McNabb replaces Dani Weatherholt.

84' Substitution, Kansas City. Jéssica Silva replaces Hailie Mace.

87' Substitution, OL Reign. Leah Pruitt replaces Jess Fishlock.

88' Substitution, Kansas City. Gaby Vincent replaces Katie Bowen.

90'+5' Substitution, Kansas City. Sydney Miramontez replaces Kristen Hamilton.

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