What a lad being a ruthless guy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DefNotInTheOven
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Sorry I've been so quiet here today. I've been keeping a close eye on the local news. Apparently there's a lad going around stabbing people with knitting needles.

Police say he may be following a pattern.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pdarigan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Lad from work has just texted me and told me he’s caught Covid from his cat.

Don’t ask meow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amanko13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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A lad asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled L.S.D.?"

Granny replied, "Never mind the pills. Have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What happens when you put a bunch of lads together?

You get a ladder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fran_385
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Had too many drinks at the pub last night, so the lads suggested I leave the car there and take the bus home.

Turns out I was in no fit state to drive it home either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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I kicked my lad out because he told me he now identifies as a cow

I was like 'bye-son'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnfeteredOne
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I was examining a lad's driving test.

At the end, he stopped us outside the test centre.

"You know," I began, "alcohol really impairs someone's judgements..."

The lad's lip quivered, "But I'm not drunk, mister."

"No," I replied, "I am, and you've passed."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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As a lad, I was always afraid of water coming from the ground...

I was a spring chicken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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When I was a wee lad, my thoughts were focused on the number 144.

I was engrossed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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What does a short lad need to look a tall lad in the eyes?

A ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrikamiPanio
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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How do big lads measure temperature?

Kelvin.

Because they’re ABSOLUTE UNITS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teuast
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2018
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A really stupid joke i told as a young lad

What do you call a witch on the beach? A sandwitch (hallarious please laugh)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nani712
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Me and the lads did a Lord of The Rings marathon last weekend

Ran 26 miles dressed as Gandalf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Almarrio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phillepips
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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In awe at the size of this lad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xorok_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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Whats the difference between dad and lad?

The D!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spiritualdevin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2016
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Why won't a lad drown in the ocean?

Because of boy-and-sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i14d14
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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