Koi Carp Puns

1. You catch a carp.

2. You buy a flat board that you can cook the carp on in the oven. Whole carp must fit on board without any of the carp hanging off.

3. Buy a single shingle (a shingle from a roof) and nail the shingle to the board.

4. Preheat oven to 350 degrees fahrenheit.

5. Clean carp and season both carp and shingle board.

6. Place carp on shingle board and place in oven for 45 minutes.

7. Remove carp and shingle board from oven and let cool.

8. Remove carp from shingle board and discard.

9. Eat shingle board because anything tastes better than a carp.

There was a koi pond. Now 1/4 koi fish in a pond are fake (this is to ensure their safety) each fish is labeled A koi, B koi, C koi, and the fake one is called Decoy

It's so the A-koi, the B-koi, and the C-koi can get away since predators always go after the D-koi.