Koi pond Puns

A list of puns related to "Koi pond"

Did you know every 4th fish in a Koi pond is fake?

The real fish will be labeled A, B, and C.

The fake one will be the D Koi

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👤︎ u/jjking714
📅︎ Oct 09 2022
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The hotel I am staying at in Hawaii has a Koi fish pond.

Before the pandemic they would let you feed them now they don't. I guess they are worried they will catch... KOIVID

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👤︎ u/itsatrapp_eh
📅︎ Nov 14 2021
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So there was a pond

There was a koi pond. Now 1/4 koi fish in a pond are fake (this is to ensure their safety) each fish is labeled A koi, B koi, C koi, and the fake one is called Decoy

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👤︎ u/OxTailsCurryGoat
📅︎ Nov 08 2022
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